- Bullz-Eye.com released their Valentine’s Day gift guide so men such as yourself don’t screw the pooch this year in terms of a gift.

- The Scores Report ponders whether or not the Saints will become a dynasty.

- UNCOACHED points out that Guidettes are sexier than you think. (With picture evidence.)

- As FoundryMusic.com points out, long before KISS made Super Bowl commercials, Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons bickered on TV. (Video)

- MoonDog Sports touches on the very serious subject of whether or not breast implants are a new terrorist threat.

- The Frisky has 5 Super Bowl commercials about women emasculating men.

Stephen Pfeil:
One Eye Drop to rule them all,
One Eye Drop to find them.
One Eye Drop to bring them all,

And in the darkness, blind them.

Ouch. Three and a half more minutes that you can never get back..

CCTV reveals all. Damn, now ya have to watch yourself reaching down to the bottom shelf for the generics.

110,428 calories.
See the assembly video here!

This is hilarious and any fan will easily recognize them.

- Bullz-Eye.com puts together 15 great Paris films.

- The Scores Report breaks down five factors that the Saints must overcome in order to win Super Bowl XLIV.

- Brobible.com compiles the top 40 porn stars all under the age of 25.

- Brooke shakes her cans for FoundryMusic.com.

- Cityrag.com has 12 Unappetizing Tattoos of food on stomachs.

- MoonDog Sports says that Jessica Jane Clement has spectacular breasts and we wholeheartedly agree.

- The Frisky ranks the 10 craziest stripper shoes…wait, this about shoes and not strippers? Son of a bit…

Smoke alarm for the deaf. It exudes a strong wasabi scent in to the air to alert and wake the sleeping dead person. How cool is that.

Or big hoax? You decide. I say no way.

Say it with me now: Choose your friends wisely. So the first chick talks the second one in to participating in something that will make her pass out. Check out what happens next:

- Bullz-Eye.com racks up 10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time.

- The Scores Report chatted with Jaguars’ star Maurice Jones-Drew about his first ever appearance in the Pro Bowl, who he likes in the Super Bowl and what Jacksonville needs to do in order to get to the big game next season.

- UNCOACHED put together a gallery of extreme sports photos – like the one above of the young man who clearly had a bad day on the soccer field.

- MoonDog Sports has the story of the man that blew up his car while trying to defrost it. Yeah, we thought that was impossible too but this numb nut clearly has the magic touch.

- The Frisky pays tribute to the models that lined up and posed nude for Love Magazine.

- What’s better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs on a trampoline? Absolutely nothing. (FoundryMusic.com)

- One of Bullz-Eye.com’s models (Loredana Jolie Ferrilio) is now in the news for revealing her relationship with Tiger Woods.

- The Scores Report breaks down the latest on what Fran Tarkenton said about Brett Favre – and what he says wasn’t very polite.

- UNCOACHED uncovers a very serious subject that many people don’t often think about: When girls are overshadowed by their friends’ breasts.

- CityRag.com compiles 20 new job ideas for Conan O’Brien.

- MoonDog Sports wishes the sexy April Scott a Happy Birthday.

- FoundryMusic.com has video of the unluckiest truck…ever.

- The Frisky has six secrets that lesbians don’t want you to know.

Thanks to movies and cop shows.

ONN reports the White House has announced that President Obama suffers from Bi-polar Disorder and, after a three-year long manic phase of euphoria, has now entered the depressive stage. When asked if the VP Joe Biden would step in, and take over Presidential duties, the White House responded that it could worsen matters due to the VP’s very public ongoing struggle with Asperger’s Syndrome. Well God Bless the President and let’s hope the White House doctors have everything under control.

- Bullz-Eye.com fields questions and answers about fitness, including one about creatine and whether or not weightlifting will stunt kid’s growth.

- The Scores Report wonders whether or not Michael Vick is a good fit for the Rams.

- Screw going to the headmaster’s office. You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you get belted. (FoundryMusic.com)

- Moondog Sports.com says that Obama jinxed Kentucky last night.

- Cage Potato introduces us to hot Brazilian MMA fighter Carina Damn.

- Comedy.com compiles the 10 funniest SNL sketches inspired by presidents.

..and along with that the filibuster-proof supermajority of 60 seats. President Obama accepts partial blame.

“The same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office,” he said on ABC News. “People are angry, and they’re frustrated.”

And the new Normandy SR-2 looks sweeeet! And, the critics have gone wild over it.