Conservatives hate President Obama so much that they’re tripping over themselves fawning over Vladimir Putin. Suddenly, being a dictator is cool as long as you’re somehow causing trouble while Obama is president.

The stupidity of this Putin fetish is embarrassing. Somehow it’s Obama’s fault that Putin invaded Crimea, though Putin also invaded Georgia when the great invader Beorge W. Bush was in office.

Of course Jon Stewart has plenty of fun with this, pointing out the hypocrisy of Republicans who were recently calling Obama a bully and a imperial president over Obamacare on now trying to paint him as weak.

Pathetic.

You might think that’s impossible, but this hilarious video from Mansome featuring John Hodgman will actually give you some good advice. Obviously, grooming is part of it, but lighting and posture are also critical. Start with some manscaping and trimming your pubic hair – you will look bigger. Then learnt to use the dimmer switch and strike a better pose, and you’ll improve your chances of not grossing out your lady friend.

Here’s a badass snowboarding video through the streets of New York City.

Kristen Bell has a butt fetish and she’s not afraid to talk about it. We stumbled onto this great interview on Conan where sexy Kristen stars talking avout her own body first, explaining how she likes her own butt. She likes how it’s round and ample. We love it as well, and we remember that Kristen was not shy about showing it off in a classic scene on “House of Lies” where she did a sensual dance in her underwear in a hotel room.

Then she goes on to explain how she loves Jennifer Lopez‘s butt and how she works out hoping her butt can get even bigger like JLo’s. We knew Kristen was cool, but now we may be in love!

You can follow sexy Kristen Bell here on Twitter. Look for her soon in the new Veronica Mars movie.

The debauchery of “The Wolf of Wall Street” has gotten men all over the world all geared up to party like a rock star, or a stock broker with millions to burn. Of course that’s unrealistic on a daily basis, but this is why places like Las Vegas and sites like Models Escort Agency and Select Sydney Escorts are so popular. Guys want the booze, babes and parties. We want to live the fanatsy! That’s who we are, and it’s even more true of the poor sap with the chubby wife and three ungrateful kids.

OK, that might be stretching the desperation of most married men, but all guys love a good party and hot babes. We all want a gorgeous blonde like Margot Robbie to party with and to be our girl toy in a penthouse hotel suite. That’s the fantasy, and as much as movies like this offer a good story, great directors like Martin Scorcese understand that the excesses in this film are the main attraction. Of course he knows to work with great and charismatice actors like Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, but he certainly doesn’t skimp on the scenes where they’re partying like maniacs with escorts and party babes. The eye candy in this movie is incredible, only outdone by the number of F-bombs being thrown around. It’s enough to make “Scarface” seem like a family movie!

This looks like a real star turn for Margot Robbie as well, as she’s much more than just a drop-dead gorgeous blonde. She has talent and charisma as well, and she’s on her way to serious sex symblo status if she plays her cards right and keeps taking good roles.

As for Leo, he’s up for an academy award for this film, and he’s very deserving of getting one. I think he’s underrated as an actor. But he’s also known for enjoying the good life, so at least in the party scenes, did he even have to act? The guy is surrounded by willing hotties all the time!

So we probably can’t replicate the wolf’a life from the movie, and certainly not Leo’s life, but we can fantacize about it, and when the time and place are right, we can dive right in . . . at least for a booze and babes filled weekend!