Don’t order too many shots of this stuff. It’s the most powerful whisky in the world, with 92% alcohol. Two shots can kill a man, and one shot should be enough to make any woman want to be your wex slave.
Frankly, this one doesn’t sound too serious, though Michael himself admits that it was his “own stupid fault, as usual.” The drugs were not hard drugs, but he was found slumped at the wheel of his car at Hyde Park Corner in central London.
Supermodel Kate Moss was stuck in a cocaine scandal just months ago, but now she’s poised to strike a multi-million-dollar deal with Calvin Klein, proving again that a pretty face and a tight ass will get you far in life.
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich says he had no idea “The Daily Show” was a comedy spoof of the news when he agreed to sit down for an interview that ended up poking fun at the sometimes-puzzled governor.
That must explain why Mel Gibson feels the need to have his own personal bowling alley in his Fiji pad.