85 yr. old Owen Allred has been married eleven times concurrently and before you say lucky bastard think this one through…wouldn’t that give him eleven mothers-in-law too?

Ok we all have our guilty little secret shows we can’t help but watch when no one is looking. The premise of the show Cheaters is that some pathetic soul thinks their man/woman is stepping out on them and the show goes on an oh-so-slick undercover mission to videotape the evidence and present it to the poor sap in some parking lot late at night. The payoff is when they take the cameras rolling to confront the Cheater in the act. This clip shows the host experiencing a little stabbing reality of his own.

30 yr old Muslim man legally divorces the little woman in his sleep. “Whups! Sorry baby that divorce thing was just a lil dream I was having…”

You have to see this picture of Whitney Houston. What a mess!

Ok i’m no expert on art but, I know what boys like.

Scandalizing sculptor Daniel Edwards has done it once again drawing loads of media attention to his latest celebrity creation baring the pop princess posing pertly on a bearskin rug as baby Sean crowns. Hold on now just a darn minute; Britney had a C-section…

Bag ladies get ready cuz homeless brotha’s got Bling.

You know my friends and I were just the other day wondering: Whatever happened to G. Gordon Libby (post Watergate), Oliver North (post Iran-Contra scandal), and well ok we really weren’t wondering about Sean Hannity, but it would fit my theme better: America’s Sons Get The (Comic) Tribute They Deserve. Cue the patriotic music please.

The world’s first beer health spa has opened in the Czech Republic, offering beer baths, beer massages and beer cosmetics.

The state of Texas is starting to arrest people who are drunk . . . in bars! What the hell is going on in this country? I understand arresting a drunk person who gets behind the wheel, but arresting drunk people in bars is idiotic.

Phil Spector beats them all. If he’s angling for an insanity defense, the hair can only help.