Hot babes + booze = Party Girls!!!

Ya just gotta see this kid. I’m never playing air guitar again…*sigh*

Watch this amazing parrot play golf!

Karate demo goes awry?

Young man sues tattoo artist for tattooing a penis, instead of his favorite football logo, upon his back.

It’s Official: Women are crazy. The rocket-scientists at the U.S. National Institute of Mental Health published in the Proceedings of the Academy of Scientists that women are affected mentally by their “fertility cycle”. There’s a shocker. Pass the chocolate and get out of my way for a few days…

I guess any publicity is good publicity. Paris Hilton is in the middle of another embarassing controversy that involves nude videos. Defamer has all the goods, including the revealing nude screen shots. This isn’t that big of a deal, since we’ve already seen Paris in all her glory in her explicit sex tape, but this one is even funnier because she failed to make payments at her storage facility, so all her personal belongings in her storage locker have been auctioned off. She’s the ultimate “dumb celebrity.”

Apparently Monkey has a new pet.

Makes the person shot with it feel like they are about to catch fire.