My fav? The one by American science fiction writer and founder of the Church of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard. Hubbard uses his Hubbard Electrometer (1968) to determine whether tomatoes experience pain. His work led him to the conclusion that tomatoes “scream when sliced.”

Some women are gathered chatting and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says “We’re Catholic so we can’t use it.” The next woman says “I am too but we use the rhythm method.” The third woman says “We use the bucket and saucer method.” “What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?”, the others ask. “Well, I’m five foot eleven… and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him.”

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Anyone need a cold shower after watching this?

Of course, this means she didn’t write a single line of it. Here’s David Letterman’s top ten list of Sarah Palin’s tips for writing a book.

Halloween 2009 is just a month away, so it’s time to start thinking about costumes. Creativity is always important, but for the ladies it’s always important to have a sexy Halloween costume. With that in mind we’re going to be posting some ideas. Some will be original, but we’ll start with an easy one – the sexy nurse!

This is a great shot of Holly Weber from Bullz-Eye.com. Check out her gallery for more hot nurse outfit photos!

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- FoundryMusic.com shares video of Violet shaking her ass in a pink thong.

- THE FRISKY fills us in on how to date a tall chick.

- HOLY TACO groups 25 Funny Google Search Suggestions.

- CityRag.com gives us a Pam Anderson nipple show…and we love them for it.

- Bullz-Eye.com has opened the voting for Thy Neighbor’s Wife section of its best TV Girlfriends feature.

- THE SCORES REPORT breaks down the marquee matchups and point spreads for Week 5 in College Football.

Morons. Wait, is there a lower IQ than that? Imbeciles!

“Have you ever noticed how similar your local Congressman’s quotes are to those of your local neighborhood serial killer? Probably not, but that’s what we’re here for (Well, that and finding out what’s in Qaddafi’s day planner). After looking at a bunch of quotes from both groups, we realized that it’s tough to tell just who said what, so we decided to come up with a little game for you. We give you a few sets of quotes and you can try to guess which one was said by a Congressman and which was said by a serial killer.”