Month: September 2009 (Page 1 of 14)

30 Incredibly Dumb Inventions

My fav? The one by American science fiction writer and founder of the Church of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard. Hubbard uses his Hubbard Electrometer (1968) to determine whether tomatoes experience pain. His work led him to the conclusion that tomatoes “scream when sliced.”

Bucket And Saucer Method

Some women are gathered chatting and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says “We’re Catholic so we can’t use it.” The next woman says “I am too but we use the rhythm method.” The third woman says “We use the bucket and saucer method.” “What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?”, the others ask. “Well, I’m five foot eleven… and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him.”

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