Local Family Homeless After Tornado Destroys White House

Biden ONN reports:
Last Week In WASHINGTON—Barack Obama stands alone in the ruins of what was once his living room, calling out in vain for a dog that never comes. Less than 36 hours ago, his house stood proudly intact. But the violent tornado that tore through the region late Sunday night upended everything in an instant, scattering his belongings and leaving his family homeless and helpless. More..

Joe Biden, 67, helps Obama sort through personal documents in the remains of his home office.

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