Local Family Homeless After Tornado Destroys White House
Last Week In WASHINGTON—Barack Obama stands alone in the ruins of what was once his living room, calling out in vain for a dog that never comes. Less than 36 hours ago, his house stood proudly intact. But the violent tornado that tore through the region late Sunday night upended everything in an instant, scattering his belongings and leaving his family homeless and helpless. More..
Joe Biden, 67, helps Obama sort through personal documents in the remains of his home office.
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Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-yr-old Boyfriend From Africa
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5 Superpowers That We ALL Had As Babies
To many of us, kids are just a squishy bundle of preciousness that can’t even take a decent punch. If there’s anything super about them it’s their ability to produce a seemingly infinite amount of poop. But you only think this because, like most super geniuses, babies revel in deception because they answer to no god. Not unlike Clark Kent, babies everywhere managed to fool the world with their mild-mannered public persona, masking the amazing superpowers nearly all of them possess.
Australian Cave Tour Given In Klingonese
Jenolan Caves, west of Sydney, the inspiration for Star Trek spacecraft the USS Jenolan, beginning August 22nd., will offer audio guides in the fictional language catering for the show’s fans who flock to the attraction.