I believe she also performed the ceremony, catered the reception and valet parked the cars.

..in some artsy weird-ass crap. Two words: Man Scape. Start with that scraggly pony tail and work your way on downward Shia.
If you can hang on five minutes or so, you can watch him magic marker some chick’s boobs. Shoot me. That was eight minutes and 32 seconds that I can never get back.

Richard can’t stop laughing.

Illegal Urges

Contestant does not understand that Richard is asking for a type of question where you might lie when giving the answer. Example: When someone asks how old are you. The families do not want to listen to Richard and keep shouting out numbers.

A new, and potentially hilarious, trend these days is ‘revenge websites’ that offer to help you get anonymous harmless or harmful (you choose)revenge on the ex that hurt you, the neighbor that annoys you, or the boss that torments you.
Services offered range from fake photos, disguised caller IDs, delayed emails with fake names that you select so that you can establish an alibi. Other services include “nuisance” anonymous calls that wake them in the middle of the night. You can buy a ten-pack for the low low price of $29.97! How about hiding your IP address and posting embarrassing photos of your ex? Perhaps list him on a gay website(if he is straight) or post him on a Christian celibacy site (if he is gay).

Granted, if you are busted, you face legal or civil difficulties.

Personally, if you need to spend this much time and effort on punishing someone, instead of just getting the hell out of there, perhaps your money would be better spent on therapy. Just sayin’…

Yeah we know the video is a bit old, but since we found out Jennifer Lopez’s new 25 yr. old boy toy: Beau “Casper” Smart is the body behind McCain head we decided it has new relevance.

..or so the Craig’s List post basically went.

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”

Turns out: it was a mostly harmless hoax.

Well not exactly…they mostly embarrass themselves. Get a life. Hey Dave, it’s not like he was caught f*cking around on his wife by sticking it to his female staff or something disgusting like that.
Conan got a $30 million severance package -not like he can’t feed his family anymore. Try being an autoworker whose plant has closed.

w00t!! Perhaps NSFW

Just when you thought Your folks were the worst….oh and umm sorry if yours are pictured here