..could you go to a resort with your “virtual” girlfriend. Damn it man, go to Nevada and rent yourself a real girl to waste your money on.

Rockin’ Robin & Smells Like Teen Spirit! I’m not certain how I feel about this. Mostly, just creeped out

What Left 4 Dead would be like if all the characters were Nick. Surprisingly it sums up the game well. LOL

Folks arrested in ironic or particularly apt T-shirts.

A little something to hold you over until new episodes begin.

- Peanut Butter and Banana Burger? Sure, why not. If Elvis did, we could do it… (Bullz-Eye.com)

- Stephen Strasburg placed on DL. That can only mean that his, his kids’, and his kids’ kids’ careers are over with now. (The Scores Report)

- Post Comic-Con trailer insanity: “Sucker Punch”. (Premium Hollywood)

- Sheryl Crow: 100 Miles from Memphis. (Eat, Sleep, Drink Music)

- Lara Stone is Naked and Pissed. (City Rag)

- There are apparently conflicting reports after Lorenzen Wright was found dead in Memphis. Yikes. (MoonDog Sports)

- ’21 Awesome Things Covered in Pennies.’ (Maxim)

- Dummy Drops Firecracker into Fish Tank & the only thing that ISN’T wrecked…are the Goldfish. (Foundry Music)

- Real Girls of “Jersey Shore.” (The Smoking Jacket)

- The sexy Mila Kunis. (Brosome)

- Here are some funny wedding pictures that are actually more funny than weird (usually it’s the other way around).

- Paraguay’s Hottest Fan Has A Name And It Is Larissa Riquelme. (Total Pro Sports)

- Children’s Cartoons Are Just Depressing. (College Humor)

ONN reports:
Last Week In WASHINGTON—Barack Obama stands alone in the ruins of what was once his living room, calling out in vain for a dog that never comes. Less than 36 hours ago, his house stood proudly intact. But the violent tornado that tore through the region late Sunday night upended everything in an instant, scattering his belongings and leaving his family homeless and helpless. More..

Joe Biden, 67, helps Obama sort through personal documents in the remains of his home office.

Fresh off the ONN website.

..while occupants are inside. Unfortunately, there are no “after shots”. But all the same it is interesting.

Did you catch Sandra Bullock’s with Scarlet Johnansson on the MTV Awards this week?

Food Network’s 2004’s Calorie Commando, Juan Carlos Cruz, is now a part of the LA justice system, accused of hiring two homeless guys to kill his wife, attorney Jennifer Campbell.

Star Trek: The Sexed Generation. Lots of just innuendo but also some fun clips that I hadn’t seen in a very long time. Star Trek geeks need only apply

via videosift.com

Shortly after the news broke about Jesse James’ affair with tattoo-girl no. deux, Nathan Filling a.k.a. “Castle” tweeted:

“Dear Sandra Bullock. I am currently single, and terribly loyal. When you’re ready. Nathan”

Considering their personality types…that might not be a bad match up. And, certainly, it would be an upgrade for Sandy.

..at least according to the Irish Examiner. They blame the easy accessibility to porn, gambling & cyber-sex. So, before the Internet there was no other way to attain escapism? All that drinkin’ had nothing to do with it?? Pfft.

Where is the orange juicer when you Need it?

I know I know…it really has no particular social or political commentary..but it makes me laugh my ass off.

Ouch. Three and a half more minutes that you can never get back..