- Bullz-Eye.com visited Bushmills Distillery in Ireland and they chronicled their four day trip in journal-like fashion. Check out what they encountered there.

- The Scores Report released its first NFL mock draft of the year and gasp! They don’t have Suh-mania going No. 1. So who do they have the Rams taking with the top overall pick? Hmm…

- UNCOACHED loves their busty cowgirls. And we love UNCOACHED for sharing their photos of busty cowgirls.

- As CityRag.com points out, fast cars apparently get Brittany Spears excited. And who doesn’t want to see Brittany Spears get excited?

- CagePotato.com compiles the 10 sorriest excuses in MMA history.

- The Frisky says these 50 things are what women love about men. Don’t listen to them though fellas – they’re probably just tricking us. IN fact, do the opposite of everything on the list if it’s possible.

- He’s in a vineyard. He’s drunk, and he’s got a weed wacker. This won’t end well at all. (FoundryMusic.com)

No green beer. No green bay. No corned beef. No four leaf clovers..it’s SHAMROCKS..(the heart shaped ones). duh. And no pinching..unless she winks at ye!
Yes yes there is still lots of beer and whiskey..and hard cider. *phew*

- Bullz-Eye.com puts together 10 under-appreciated roles from Hollywood’s riskiest actor, Johnny Depp.

- The Scores Report writes that the Panthers’ decision to extend Jake Delhomme last year will cost them.

- As UNCOACHED points out, if you type “sexy Germans” into YouTube, the results can be rewarding.

- Ring girls, apparel models, TV hosts, and the lady-fighters themselves…all shuffled together and ranked in order of sexiness, all compliments of CagePotato.com.

- CityRag.com has 20 celebrities fully tattooed in all of their sexiness. Every see Jennifer Love Hewitt completely covered in tats?

- FoundryMusic.com has video Metallica’s ‘Nothing Else Matters’ on Violin and Cello. You know, for the distinguished headbanger.

- The Frisky informs everyone how burlesque got one woman through the recession.

- MoonDog Sports has the story of the chimpanzee that entered rehab for alcohol addiction.

- Comedy.com has a 2010 Oscars Drinking Game.

After getting particularly aggressive pan-handling for a fix, Zhora the chimp has been sent to rehab to rid himself of his two nasty vices that he picked up at the circus.

110,428 calories.
See the assembly video here!

One of my many resolutions this year is to take up a few hobbies. Like beer-making. I thought that I could start out with beer drinking and progress from there..

Wouldn’t you love to have seen hers too? Hell yeah! You gotta wonder though..wasn’t there a crappy talk show that would’ve Paid him for this piece? *lol*

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I do not think that my body could even persist through that much intoxication. Why is he not in a coma?

This creepy tattoo says it all. Most of America rejoices when the Red Sox lose!

If this won’t get you ready to have fun tonight, what will?

Oh baby yeah..come by and pick me up!

For God’s sake man…your body said NO MORE!! Watch how many times this guys drinks the same beer. (Not for the squeamish)

Almost makes Kate look classy in comparison eh? LOL

No need for volume..she has nothing of interest to say..but she sure does look good saying it!

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Clever non-commercial that is also priceless.

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