Bride brawls with hubby and another pair of newlyweds.

Ashley Dupre claims she was 17 when she was filmed by Girls Gone Wild. If so she might have a case in her $10 million lawsuit.

Dancing badly. Drunkedly. In their undies…. ;)

…a constant source of amusement.

Shouldn’t be allowed out without supervision I say.

Ok perhaps not truly scientifically..but hilariously accurate all the same.

Deputy Sheriff pulls over his wife (also a deputy) for DUI.

Watch this moron chug a beer..spin around to get dizzy..then try to shoot hoops.

So this guy thinks to himself. “Hey self, my girlfriend is passed out but she still looks pretty good, how funny will it be for me to fuck around with her and video tape it?” Oh, it was funny alright.

Faceplant.

What fascinates me here is the sheer number of times he will run in to the wall. Idiot.

Every college girl has a dating story similar to this…

Lesson to the ladies. Ya never know what your girls are up to when you are passed out drunk on the sofa.

Sounds like the NBA All-Star Game in Las Vegas was a complete mess. Bill Simmons explains how he was happy to escape this ghetto-fest alive. He also has a great riff on the dangers of Red Bull and vodka:

To the Red Bull and vodka drink, which needs to be outlawed for everyone’s safety. If you drink more than four of them, smoke a couple of butts and stay out too late, there’s a 100 percent chance you’ll sleep for about three-and-a-half hours and wake up terrified because your heart is tap-dancing like one of the Hines brothers in your chest, complete with the requisite, “Good God, I think I’m going into cardiac arrest, this is what happened to Len Bias!” moment. Bad times. I’m predicting the first-ever celebrity heart attack from an overdose of Red Bull and vodka and cigarettes within the next two years.

We all know Britney Spears is a train wreck, but this is getting to be ridiculous. Britney has reportedly shaved her head bald.

Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life! Well, maybe the drunk part is OK, but not all the time! She was already going downhill, so shaving off her pretty blonde hair is probably not the best thing she could have done to reclaim her looks.

Warning: It may be a major factor in dancing like a retard…

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