Take the gorgeous Inessa Chimato, put her in a nice bikini on the beach, give her a hula hoop and attach a GoPro camera, and you have one awesome video!

I believe she also performed the ceremony, catered the reception and valet parked the cars.

Cosplay creatures run amok and terrorize a trailer park outside of San Diego during Comic-Con International. Can our heroes save the day (and themselves) or will they get eaten alive by a nightmare menagerie of bad guys? Starring Zac Levi, Adam Baldwin, Joel Moore, Jason Biggs, and Aly Michalka. Stay tuned for new episodes leading up to Nerd Machine HQ www.break.com/nerdhq live from San Diego 7-12-7/15.

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Ladies, and gentlemen that want a good guffaw, it is my extremely painful duty(pardon the wordplay – but it was intentional) to inform you that Gilbert Gottfried has been signed as the celebrity voice for the audio version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Arrrghhhh, don’t even listen it will ruin the books for you forever!! Ok, go ahead..but I warned you. *sob*

Ok and for those three of you who don’t even recognize the title of the book, it is basically a Harlequin romance style book with a few ‘spanky’ moments tossed in to make it appear that the book is about bdsm. In reality it appears to be written by a woman who normally writes cheesy romance books and decided to throw a few naughty sex words in. Then, after doing her reading homework, she scrawls the trilogy causing bored housewives across America think they want spanked.

..in some artsy weird-ass crap. Two words: Man Scape. Start with that scraggly pony tail and work your way on downward Shia.
If you can hang on five minutes or so, you can watch him magic marker some chick’s boobs. Shoot me. That was eight minutes and 32 seconds that I can never get back.

Earlier this month, the term “zombie apocalypse” began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people’s fears with an official statement.

So why then are sales of “zombie bullets” on the rise? Clever marketing. Even the CDC(Center for Disease Control & Prevention) is getting in on the act. Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic Buy your t-shirt here. Oh and, in case you are away from home, here is the android app.

The top 100 greatest horror movie quotes. shivers

I think the bunny wins on points.