Twi-teens & Twi-moms, I’m sorry to inform you that Team Edward has a lil problem… The NY Daily News is reporting that Robert Pattison states that he is allergic to vaginas. Well, that’s just stupid. *sighs* Maybe he should just stand there with his mouth shut and look pretty like he is getting paid to do.

Dear Derek,

Sorry about your luck. But you suck. And not even Cleveland fans could love you ..and that is saying a lot. So go on your sorry way with your sad self.
Leaving on a low note jeering the fans. Guess what buddy? We won’t miss you. And, when “your team” returns to Cleveland… We say:

Bring. It. On.

Cuz we could use one last laugh.
As far as your classless dig at the fans…guess what we feel about it?

We don’t..
even…
care…
seriously.

(No)Love(Lost), Cleveland.

Check out these folks’ stories: They won BIG in the lottery. And then their life went in the crapper..
I think that the lesson here is try to win as anonymously as possible…then move away from all your deadbeat relatives. Like to another country

According to TMZ: Jaafar devised a clever way for a 13 yr. old minor(himself) to buy a stun-gun. Why? Jer-guess is as good as anyone’s…

Just in case you had a case of Olympic withdrawal. Ok so this prolly won’t fix it. (Watch the NHL hockey on Sunday instead ..but certainly this will give you a chuckle. Sorry Gramps!

That would be John Mayer, who kisses and tells all (honestly more than i wanted to hear) in this Playboy interview. Could he possibly be more self-absorbed?

I know I know…it really has no particular social or political commentary..but it makes me laugh my ass off.

- Bullz-Eye.com released their Valentine’s Day gift guide so men such as yourself don’t screw the pooch this year in terms of a gift.

- The Scores Report ponders whether or not the Saints will become a dynasty.

- UNCOACHED points out that Guidettes are sexier than you think. (With picture evidence.)

- As FoundryMusic.com points out, long before KISS made Super Bowl commercials, Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons bickered on TV. (Video)

- MoonDog Sports touches on the very serious subject of whether or not breast implants are a new terrorist threat.

- The Frisky has 5 Super Bowl commercials about women emasculating men.

Ouch. Three and a half more minutes that you can never get back..

ONN reports the White House has announced that President Obama suffers from Bi-polar Disorder and, after a three-year long manic phase of euphoria, has now entered the depressive stage. When asked if the VP Joe Biden would step in, and take over Presidential duties, the White House responded that it could worsen matters due to the VP’s very public ongoing struggle with Asperger’s Syndrome. Well God Bless the President and let’s hope the White House doctors have everything under control.

..and along with that the filibuster-proof supermajority of 60 seats. President Obama accepts partial blame.

“The same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office,” he said on ABC News. “People are angry, and they’re frustrated.”

- Bullz-Eye.com checks in with its inaugural class of its Directors Hall of Fame and discovers that some of the film makers need to get back to work.

- The Scores Report has one idea to make basketball more entertaining, while still maintaining the exciting finishes.

- CityRag.com compiles Hollywood’s Top 10 Money Couples.

- BroBible.com ranks the 15 hottest WAGS of Billionaires.

- UNCOACHED can’t figure out why people still have unibrows. And after looking at their photo collection of people with unibrows, we agree with them.

- FoundryMusic.com has video of a crack whore on a subway who talks about smoking crack, butt sex, and of course…her grand kids.

- MoonDog Sports has the naked GQ photoshoot of Miranda Kerr. Yeeeesss.

A new workout to help you with that New Year’s Resolution: Ok, so you have to put up with like 4 minutes of her chattering on to get to the workout..but this will appeal to those who read certain men’s magazines “just for the articles”.

Brobible’s 40 Greatest Porn Parodies of All Time I’m partial to Dexxxter Whoregan, criminal investigator.

- Bullz-Eye.com unveils its 2010 Winter Movie Preview.

- The Scores Report wonders whether or not we should be thanking Jay Canseco in light of Mark McGwire’s admission that he took steroids.

- UNCOACHED compiles the 10 best pictures of the gorgeous Lucy Pinder.

- Chat live with the hot cam girls of FoundryMusic.com.

- Comedy.com showcases the dialogue battle between Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Fallon and Carson Daly.

What do you mean who? snatches your Star Wars fan club card and shreds it Uh huh, the rest of my geeky little friends know who this is. Only the first pilot to die whilst assaulting the Deathstar. (The Battle of Yavin). What, you still don’t believe me? Why I will have you know that not only does he have his own action figure but also his own fan cult following, T-shirt, song (by Yes Sensi) and more parodies than you can shake a light saber at!

Red Six, standing by.
I’m right with you Red Three.
I got a problem here.
I can hold it.
No, I’m all right.
Then his ship explodes, and he dies, a martyr for intergalactic freedom from the Empire.

Starts with Christina Hendricks. Considering her lovely um complexion, you would expect her to be higher on the list eh?

Exercise for the coach-potato! Sit yur fat-ass down in one of these babies and it will hula your fat away. Honestly I think it would make me sea-sick…although…I could see some sexual value in it.

And, here is hilarious Ellen Degeneres enjoying hers!

..is a whacko! According to waronyou.com this guy has reportedly written crazy letters/envelopes to Pres. Bush (43) and Osama Bin Laden..the envelopes posted as part of his “art portfolio” on his website. Also committing sex act in public..he called a “a symbolic reseeding of the earth” ..see below.