Holy bedonkadonk!! Kim Kardashian is showing off her ASSets on Instagram. Meanwhile noted jackass Kanye West is saying she’s more influential than Michelle Obama. Yikes . . .

Who’s the bigger idiot – Michele Bachmann or Antonin Scalia. Watch this Bill Maher video and then make up your mind. It’s not as easy of a decision as you might think!

Perpetual bad girl Lindsay Lohan is getting more acting roles lately as she’s been able to control herself a bit. Fortunately, she’s also letting it all hang out as she’s appearing nude in more films. In her latest role, the independent film “The Canyons,” Lindsay give us some great scenes where she shows off her ample chest, and you can see for yourself on MrSkin. She may be a nut, but she looks fantastic nude.

She said he was a “needy little bitch.” In other news, Weiner’s poll numbers are plummeting.

Naturally, she’s considering a career in porn . . .

Huma Abedin: The REAL Good Wife pic.twitter.com/Cv30cWgDV5

— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) July 23, 2013

She’s smart and beautiful but somehow she’s ended with with a complete loser. How did this happen?

When she’s not fighting off right wing lunatics like Michele Bachmann alleging that she’s an agent for the Muslim Brotherhood, Huma Abedin is trying to get through life with a serial sexter as her husband.

Yesterday, she finally spoke up when husband Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger and well-known douchebag, got caught again sending out photos of his dick out to young women. Sure, we know of many desperate men using this tactic, and it must work as some women will fall for anything. But a married man who wants to be in politics? This creep has zero self-control. And now he wants to be mayor of New York City? I know it’s a pretty liberal place, but I’m not sure that “creepiness” is a selling point.

Huma came across as a very cool lady, who has class to match her beauty. One thing for sure – she should dro this idiot like a bad habit.

Yeah, the song sucks, but Bree Olsen is getting some PR for starring in the video and dishing on Charlie Sheen.

Cosplay creatures run amok and terrorize a trailer park outside of San Diego during Comic-Con International. Can our heroes save the day (and themselves) or will they get eaten alive by a nightmare menagerie of bad guys? Starring Zac Levi, Adam Baldwin, Joel Moore, Jason Biggs, and Aly Michalka. Stay tuned for new episodes leading up to Nerd Machine HQ www.break.com/nerdhq live from San Diego 7-12-7/15.

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