Twi-teens & Twi-moms, I’m sorry to inform you that Team Edward has a lil problem… The NY Daily News is reporting that Robert Pattison states that he is allergic to vaginas. Well, that’s just stupid. *sighs* Maybe he should just stand there with his mouth shut and look pretty like he is getting paid to do.

- Bullz-Eye.com unveils its 2010 Fantasy Baseball Preview, complete with player rankings, draft advice and more.

- The Scores Report writes that Ben Roethlisberger has lawyered up after yet another woman has accused the Steelers’ QB of sexually assaulting her.

- UNCOACHED has photos that show brutal displays of honesty.

- This young Russian girl wishes she NEVER got on the swings this morning. (Foundry Music.com vid)

- Here are 18 Amazing MMA Fighter Fist-Poses from CagePotato.com.

…is all his mum said.
The dumbass jumps from a second story window on to a trampoline and (of COURSE) bounces up and OFF the trampoline on to the concrete face first(of COURSE). I can not believe he didn’t snap his fool neck.

What if Old Spice sold phones..?

Just in case you had a case of Olympic withdrawal. Ok so this prolly won’t fix it. (Watch the NHL hockey on Sunday instead ..but certainly this will give you a chuckle. Sorry Gramps!

EPIC Pants on the Ground Remix – Watch more Epic Fails

The boss is gone for the day…say…I’ve got an idea…let’s wash our cars…IDIOTS!!! Thank goodness no one was inside.

Tilt it…tilt it..now, move the “L” in to place. There! Perfect.

After getting particularly aggressive pan-handling for a fix, Zhora the chimp has been sent to rehab to rid himself of his two nasty vices that he picked up at the circus.

Well this little cutie has had her FILL of guns and wants it taken away NOW.

I couldn’t tell but I laughed my ass off anyways.

A professor demonstrates very graphically what he will do to your laptop if you are caught playing with it in his class. I assume he used his own for a demo…lawsuits and all.

Where is the orange juicer when you Need it?

- Bullz-Eye.com has photos of the 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago Reventon Roadster.

- The Scores Report interviews Shawne Merriman about his health, his contract status and much more.

- BroBible.com compiles the top 30 Best Picture Oscar winners that every guy should watch.

- UNCOACHED has good reason why Americans can’t complain about the winter.

- The Frisky puts together 27 things men never say (with a straight face).

- AskMen.com interviewed Shaun White about partying, dieting, training, skateboarding and a few other things.

- Officer, I swear…that big blue building jumped right in front of my car! (FoundryMusic.com video)

- MoonDog Sports has photos of Alessandra Ambrosio doing what she does best…which is looking hot.

Kids in the Hall.

Back to normal :p