It doesn’t work in reverse Ethan sorry.

- SPORTSbyBROOKS writes that Plaxico Burress and Michael Vick could be waiting a long time before they get back on the field.

- FoundryMusic.com found a video compilation of Bret Michaels in a number of photos, mixed in with the infamous shot of him getting knocked on his ass at the Tony Awards, which of course, wasn’t one of his finer moments.

- UNCOACHED says that if you don’t hate Perez Hilton, then they definitely hate you.

- ASYLUM has the hilarious story of a swear word written on top of a school that can be seen from space.

- CityRag.com asks Butts or Boobs? Play the game to see if you can figure out which is which.

- HOLYTACO puts together a flowchart to determine your favorite summer blockbuster movie.

- ATOM has video of CareBears…who attack.

- BULLZ-EYE.COM has opened the next stage of voting for its TV Girlfriend’s feature. This latest stage is “High Maintenance Hotties.”

Tweet Boxx Episode 1 - Watch more Funny Videos

Her dad went into the woods 3 years ago when she was born a female. Now he’s returned for her birthday surprise.

Check out College Humor for more funny pics.

- HOLY TACO put together a gallery dedicated to girls with bottles…OUTSTANDING.

- CityRag graciously shares a photo gallery of 12 Christina Aguilera see-through shots.

- ATOM puts together the weirdest Japanese Video Games.

- LEMONDROP details the good and bad of being a Hooters Girl.

- ASYLUM puts together a list of 10 things you should never say to a hot waitress.

- COLLEGE HUMOR has video of a refrigerator prank that makes a guy’s roommate cry.

- As UNCOACHED points out, the girls from the Arizona softball team look like a blast to hang out with.

- The boys from COLLEGE HUMOR discuss how to cash in “coupons” at local restaurants.

- ATOM wants to know: Is your subconscious racist?

- FoundryMusic.com has video of two girls in their bikinis kissing in the shower. What’s not to love?

- SPORTSbyBROOKS details the train wreck that was Artie Lang vs. Joe Buck on HBO’s “Joe Buck Live.”

- BULLZ-EYE.COM takes a look at funny vampire films.

..this is Not an acceptable interrogation technique!

“Yeah, that’s great Gunther. Just a little bit more to the right. One more BIG step okay big guy? Great.”

Check out College Humor for more funny pics.

After this cool Post-It-Note stop-motion of course….

Check out College Humor for more funny pics.

*sigh* It looks like in Archie #600: Archie Marries Veronica Part 1 of 6: The Proposal that Archie Andrews has finally made his decades long decision on which girl gets the ring: Veronica or Betty. And he said: Show me the money!! On newstands Sept. 1st, 2009.

He’s just trying to pay his way through elementary school.

Check out College Humor for more funny pics.

- SPORTSbyBROOKS.COM has the delightful lowdown on ex-Playboy Model Of The Year LaTasha Marzolla, who won her MMA Debut recently.

- UNCOACHED has 10 classic video moments of Jesse “The Body” Ventura in Pro Wrestling.

- ATOM lists the five most bizarre Ninja Turtle Rip-offs of the ’90s.

- Even though there’s no proof that harsh punishment and scolding helps kids, COLLEGE HUMOR keeps trying to prove that it does.

- This video of Violet and Lacuna Coil from FOUNDRYMUSIC.COM will leave you spellbound.

Eminem storms out of the MTV awards after some malfunction in Sasha Baron Cohen’s Bruno-act ends with his barely-thonged-bottom landing flat on Eminem’s face.
edit 6/04/09: Eminem now states that it was a perfectly rehearsed comedy stunt that he consented to all along. Yeah, well, ok then.

Couple decides to highlight kittens for sale by an unusual marketing method.

- SPORTSbyBROOKS.COM has the lowdown on soccer player Ronaldo, who is in deep trouble for pinching and pulling an opposing player’s hair. (We always knew soccer was a sissy sport…)

- Holy Taco shares the inner monologue of a guy in his car when Sheryl Crow’s “Strong Enough To Be My Man” comes on the radio.

- COLLEGE HUMOR.com has video of Obama bombing at stand-up comedy.

- ATOM has video of those wonderful characters from Sesame Street…on acid.

- Bullz-Eye.com reviews the new “Punch-Out!!” game for Wii. Oh Little Mac - how we’ve missed you.

- THE SCORES REPORT has video of David Diehl poking fun at Brett Favre during his comedy club debut.

- UNCOACHED lists the top 10 sexiest workout videos of all time.

Nothing like planning a shotgun wedding with with a paintball bachelor party. This is an actual ad from Kentucky.

This is a Star Wars fan’s wet dream.

Check out College Humor for more funny pics.