Stephen Pfeil:
One Eye Drop to rule them all,
One Eye Drop to find them.
One Eye Drop to bring them all,

And in the darkness, blind them.

110,428 calories.
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- Bullz-Eye.com puts together 15 great Paris films.

- The Scores Report breaks down five factors that the Saints must overcome in order to win Super Bowl XLIV.

- Brobible.com compiles the top 40 porn stars all under the age of 25.

- Brooke shakes her cans for FoundryMusic.com.

- Cityrag.com has 12 Unappetizing Tattoos of food on stomachs.

- MoonDog Sports says that Jessica Jane Clement has spectacular breasts and we wholeheartedly agree.

- The Frisky ranks the 10 craziest stripper shoes…wait, this about shoes and not strippers? Son of a bit…

- Bullz-Eye.com racks up 10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time.

- The Scores Report chatted with Jaguars’ star Maurice Jones-Drew about his first ever appearance in the Pro Bowl, who he likes in the Super Bowl and what Jacksonville needs to do in order to get to the big game next season.

- UNCOACHED put together a gallery of extreme sports photos – like the one above of the young man who clearly had a bad day on the soccer field.

- MoonDog Sports has the story of the man that blew up his car while trying to defrost it. Yeah, we thought that was impossible too but this numb nut clearly has the magic touch.

- The Frisky pays tribute to the models that lined up and posed nude for Love Magazine.

- What’s better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs on a trampoline? Absolutely nothing. (FoundryMusic.com)

- One of Bullz-Eye.com’s models (Loredana Jolie Ferrilio) is now in the news for revealing her relationship with Tiger Woods.

- The Scores Report breaks down the latest on what Fran Tarkenton said about Brett Favre – and what he says wasn’t very polite.

- UNCOACHED uncovers a very serious subject that many people don’t often think about: When girls are overshadowed by their friends’ breasts.

- CityRag.com compiles 20 new job ideas for Conan O’Brien.

- MoonDog Sports wishes the sexy April Scott a Happy Birthday.

- FoundryMusic.com has video of the unluckiest truck…ever.

- The Frisky has six secrets that lesbians don’t want you to know.

- Bullz-Eye.com fields questions and answers about fitness, including one about creatine and whether or not weightlifting will stunt kid’s growth.

- The Scores Report wonders whether or not Michael Vick is a good fit for the Rams.

- Screw going to the headmaster’s office. You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you get belted. (FoundryMusic.com)

- Moondog Sports.com says that Obama jinxed Kentucky last night.

- Cage Potato introduces us to hot Brazilian MMA fighter Carina Damn.

- Comedy.com compiles the 10 funniest SNL sketches inspired by presidents.

..and along with that the filibuster-proof supermajority of 60 seats. President Obama accepts partial blame.

“The same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office,” he said on ABC News. “People are angry, and they’re frustrated.”

- Bullz-Eye.com is still seeking for hot models for their 2010 Bikini Model Search.

- The Scores Report ponders whether or not the Vikings’ signing of Brett Favre would have been worth it if he retires in the offseason.

- UNCOACHED put together a photo gallery of babies who like to drink beer. Hilarious!

- Shanelle shakes her fab body for us via this FoundryMusic.com video. Do your thing, Shanelle…do your thing.

- MoonDog Sports.com enlightens us on the on the New Hampshire man who was arrested after he called police to complain that he’d paid a woman for sex but then didn’t get any.

- Bullz-Eye.com checks in with its inaugural class of its Directors Hall of Fame and discovers that some of the film makers need to get back to work.

- The Scores Report has one idea to make basketball more entertaining, while still maintaining the exciting finishes.

- CityRag.com compiles Hollywood’s Top 10 Money Couples.

- BroBible.com ranks the 15 hottest WAGS of Billionaires.

- UNCOACHED can’t figure out why people still have unibrows. And after looking at their photo collection of people with unibrows, we agree with them.

- FoundryMusic.com has video of a crack whore on a subway who talks about smoking crack, butt sex, and of course…her grand kids.

- MoonDog Sports has the naked GQ photoshoot of Miranda Kerr. Yeeeesss.

- UNCOACHED shares some unintentionally funny rave videos.

- FoundryMusic.com has video of a drunk driver with “WTF” on his license plate who slams into the car next to him. Dumbass.

- Bullz-Eye.com breaks down the different types of protein and when the best time to take the supplement for gaining muscle or losing weight.

- MoonDog Sports has evidence of a billboard that caused a traffic jam in Moscow. (Did we mention the billboard had porn on it?)

- The Scores Report asks: Does Peyton Manning own Rex Ryan?

- Bullz-Eye.com chats with actor Bill Paxton.

- The Scores Report hands out a free pick prediction for the big tilt between the Cardinals and Saints in the Big Easy this Saturday.

- UNCOACHED dedicates a photo gallery to why some women stay single. (The photo above is just a small sample of some of the awesomeness you’ll find in the piece.)

- Foundry Music.com aptly points out that Lizzy the Tattooed Lady has lots of tattoos (which is a bit of
an understatement).

- MoonDog Sports says that porn star Brandy Blair was also an Atlanta Thrashers Cheerleader. And we believe them because, we like saw the pictures.

..unless you have a little phobia of heights…

- Bullz-Eye.com unveils its 2010 Winter Movie Preview.

- The Scores Report wonders whether or not we should be thanking Jay Canseco in light of Mark McGwire’s admission that he took steroids.

- UNCOACHED compiles the 10 best pictures of the gorgeous Lucy Pinder.

- Chat live with the hot cam girls of FoundryMusic.com.

- Comedy.com showcases the dialogue battle between Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Fallon and Carson Daly.

- UNCOACHED compiles a photo gallery of 20 of the Hottest German Celebrities.

- NONPOINT loves playing in Wisconsin because the locals give them unwieldy metal discs. (From FoundryMusic.com)

- MoonDog Sports pays tribute to Playboy Playmate Patricia Farinelli.

- The Frisky lists the 10 most amazing vaginas. Uh, okay.

- BroBible.com compiles the 40 Greatest TV Porn Parodies of All-Time.

What do you mean who? snatches your Star Wars fan club card and shreds it Uh huh, the rest of my geeky little friends know who this is. Only the first pilot to die whilst assaulting the Deathstar. (The Battle of Yavin). What, you still don’t believe me? Why I will have you know that not only does he have his own action figure but also his own fan cult following, T-shirt, song (by Yes Sensi) and more parodies than you can shake a light saber at!

Red Six, standing by.
I’m right with you Red Three.
I got a problem here.
I can hold it.
No, I’m all right.
Then his ship explodes, and he dies, a martyr for intergalactic freedom from the Empire.

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