Super sexy selfie

This is one of the sexiest selfies we’ve seen in a while. Notice how this hottie is tugging at her panties and showing just enough to drive us crazy. These are the kinds of pics of real women you see on adult dating sites, and the gang at provided a great gallery of hot selfies like this one to

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Kristen Bell likes big butts

Kristen Bell has a butt fetish and she’s not afraid to talk about it. We stumbled onto this great interview on Conan where sexy Kristen stars talking avout her own body first, explaining how she likes her own butt. She likes how it’s round and ample. We love it as well, and we remember that Kristen was not shy about showing it off in a classic scene on “House of Lies” where she did a sensual dance in her underwear in a hotel room.

Then she goes on to explain how she loves Jennifer Lopez‘s butt and how she works out hoping her butt can get even bigger like JLo’s. We knew Kristen was cool, but now we may be in love!

You can follow sexy Kristen Bell here on Twitter. Look for her soon in the new Veronica Mars movie.

Party like a rich stock broker

The debauchery of “The Wolf of Wall Street” has gotten men all over the world all geared up to party like a rock star, or a stock broker with millions to burn. Of course that’s unrealistic on a daily basis, but this is why places like Las Vegas and sites like Models Escort Agency and Select Sydney Escorts are so popular. Guys want the booze, babes and parties. We want to live the fanatsy! That’s who we are, and it’s even more true of the poor sap with the chubby wife and three ungrateful kids.

OK, that might be stretching the desperation of most married men, but all guys love a good party and hot babes. We all want a gorgeous blonde like Margot Robbie to party with and to be our girl toy in a penthouse hotel suite. That’s the fantasy, and as much as movies like this offer a good story, great directors like Martin Scorcese understand that the excesses in this film are the main attraction. Of course he knows to work with great and charismatice actors like Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, but he certainly doesn’t skimp on the scenes where they’re partying like maniacs with escorts and party babes. The eye candy in this movie is incredible, only outdone by the number of F-bombs being thrown around. It’s enough to make “Scarface” seem like a family movie!

This looks like a real star turn for Margot Robbie as well, as she’s much more than just a drop-dead gorgeous blonde. She has talent and charisma as well, and she’s on her way to serious sex symblo status if she plays her cards right and keeps taking good roles.

As for Leo, he’s up for an academy award for this film, and he’s very deserving of getting one. I think he’s underrated as an actor. But he’s also known for enjoying the good life, so at least in the party scenes, did he even have to act? The guy is surrounded by willing hotties all the time!

So we probably can’t replicate the wolf’a life from the movie, and certainly not Leo’s life, but we can fantacize about it, and when the time and place are right, we can dive right in . . . at least for a booze and babes filled weekend!

Addison Timlin dresses as a cop

We’ve been pretty much obsessed with Addison Timlin since she showed off her all-natural knockers on “Californication” several years back. Here’s a great scene of her dressed as a cop (and then undressing to her bra) as she tries to get some more action from the luckiest man alive – super cool drunkard Hank Moody. Bullz-Eye recently named her one of the sexiest actresses on TV, and you can see much more of her at MrSkin!

Chicks you meet in Miami


Miami is one of the best hookup cities you’ll run across. There are tons of tourists on vacation who are definitely in the mood, but the city also draws hotties from all over the place who want to live in this tropical playground. For guys that have game this place is just amazing. This article is hilarious as it gives a funny but very astute description of the 10 types of women you’ll run across in Miami. The ones we love the most are Miss College Chick, Miss AARP and Miss Miley Cyrus. We like them most because they’re the easiest. Browse through the list and you’ll learn something while you’re laughing. The main thing you’ll learn is that there are some serious hotties down there who will require some serious maintenance along with hits to your wallet. The young party girls are much easier to please and impress, and the older cougars are sometimes desperate for attention. We like going with the low-hanging fruit!

If you’re looking to replicate the Miami hookup experience you have to check out sites like XXX Sex Guides as there are tons of willing women who are just as intrigued with these kinds of experiences. The photo above is a barbie type we found on the web loking to hook up. Of course she’s looking for a sugar daddy but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a shot. She might fit into the tougher category, but after you read about the Miami girls you’ll see these same patterns showing up on the hookup sites. Look for the young party girls who will be more thrilled and impressed by a nice night out. They’re used to dealing with young losers who want to play video games all day. Also, the cougars have some serious sexual tension built up and can be very enthusiastic.

So if you can make to to Miami, have fun navigating through the different types of hotties you’ll find. But if you can’t, you can find a lot of similar action on the web. Enjoy!

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