Stephen Pfeil:
One Eye Drop to rule them all,
One Eye Drop to find them.
One Eye Drop to bring them all,

And in the darkness, blind them.

Ouch. Three and a half more minutes that you can never get back..

ONN reports the White House has announced that President Obama suffers from Bi-polar Disorder and, after a three-year long manic phase of euphoria, has now entered the depressive stage. When asked if the VP Joe Biden would step in, and take over Presidential duties, the White House responded that it could worsen matters due to the VP’s very public ongoing struggle with Asperger’s Syndrome. Well God Bless the President and let’s hope the White House doctors have everything under control.

Mom’s on Facebook! All the fun is over now that “Mom” has “friended me” on FB.
Have faith my brother. Here are a few tips to handle Mom, and her cronies, and the boss, and the nosey neighbor. Customizable Lists!

He makes Larry King look like an idiot. In know – it’s not that hard, but here it’s funny.

For all you geeky wannabes…

A wickedly comical twist on Mel Gibson’s new movie. Instead of Mel having the beaver puppet..what if the Beaver had a Mel Gibson puppet?

A little festive video. NSFW

Oh we never tire of these secret little moments, that add humor and spice to the game, but might be potentially embarrassing if walked in upon whilst playing.

Seth Grahame Smith’s book & film adaptation of Jane Austen’s Pride & Prejudice. With a twist. There be zombies! Even better, Pride & Prejudice & Zombies stars the lovely and talented Natalie Portman.

Blooper clip from the hilarious Always Sunny In Philadelphia showing a very naked Danny DeVito emerging all sweaty from inside the couch.

The Tiger Woods story keeps getting more bizarre. Yesterday, Health Central Hospital in Orlando, Florida was back as part of the story as Elin Nordegren’s mother was taken to the hospital. She has since been released, but the entire episode just added to the media frenzy surrounding this story. It also brings the spotlight back to Tiger’s home situation. Will Elin be leaving Tiger soon to escape back to Sweden? There’s also speculation that Tiger and Elin may escape nearer to Sweden together.

Meanwhile, Steve Lewis has a devastating post describing what really happens in the VIP world frequented by Tiger and his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. Lewis explains the world dominated by bottle service, VIP hostesses and the special attention and services provided to whales and VIP athletes. Needless to say, facilitating access to hot girls is the top priority.

Finally, we’re starting to see cracks in the Tiger Woods marketing machine. Gatorade announced that they had discontinued a Tiger drink, though they claim the decision had been made before the controversy. Also, reports say that most Tiger commercials have been pulled from the air since the beginning of the month. That’s not a surprise.

What’s next?

The problem for Tiger Woods is that he’s now a punch line, and the sponsors hate that. George Lopez had a field day last night in his monologue. He’s focused on the tag lines used by Tiger’s sponsors and how they now have a new meaning with the scandal. Accenture says “Be a Tiger.” Nike says “Just Do it.” And, the best one is Gatorade which says “Is It In You?” Ouch! Check out the hilarious clip of Lopez above.

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