Some idiot puts an eel in his (soon-to-be-ex)girlfriend’s shower. She is terrified. Loser.

Next time, take it to the cleaner’s like she told you to!

ONN reports:
Last Week In WASHINGTON—Barack Obama stands alone in the ruins of what was once his living room, calling out in vain for a dog that never comes. Less than 36 hours ago, his house stood proudly intact. But the violent tornado that tore through the region late Sunday night upended everything in an instant, scattering his belongings and leaving his family homeless and helpless. More..

Joe Biden, 67, helps Obama sort through personal documents in the remains of his home office.

Maybe a little wager ahead of time? Just sayin’..

Australian has a bit of fun ‘pranking’ his workmates…or somebody else.

Fail.

Belfast (N. Ireland) police have figured out a non-violent way to rid themselves of gangs of thugs that loiter. They play ice cream truck and nursery rhyme music. The teens were so offended that they left. This is based on a similar idea of the LAPD that rid themselves overnight of a drug problem on one particular street corner by re-naming the street signs: Gay Street and Pansy Square. Seems to me a whole new set of street-walking problems might arise from that idea.

I was thinking this was funny ..until they started scaring the children. Losers.

25 spectacular uses for shiny gray duct tape. Don’t stop flipping through before you get to the duct tape bikini. Tell me something..how does she pee?

All together now: Choose your friends WISELY. WHAT an Asshole to play this prank!!

Drunken redneck stunned by 500,000 Volts. Then, even though there are actual burn marks on his legs, he says: “Did I look funny? *brief pause*
Let’s go for the neck!”

Redneck Shocked With Cattle Prod – Watch more Funny Videos

Tribute to the not-what-it-was-designed-for usage.

- Last chance to check out Bullz-Eye.com’s 2010 Fantasy Baseball Preview before Opening Day.

- As UNCOACHED points out, UCLA’s Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority has a nice following.

- The Frisky compiles 10 awesomely bad movie plots.

- MoonDog Sports notes that the SEC dominates college baseball’s top 25.

- What’s worse, a broke Malaysian guy dancing for smokes, or his awful dance moves? (FoundryMusic.com)

- Comedy.com shares the story of the 10 hot tub girls that prank dumb men.

- Just in time for new Dos Equis ads, Bullz-Eye.com uncovers the actor behind The Most Interesting Man in the World.

- The Scores Report has video of Ohio State beating Michigan at the buzzer in the Big Ten quarterfinals.

- CityRag.com has 20 Beautiful Farrah Fawcett photos.

- TV Reporter has On-Air tantrum, and the anchor at the news desk blames it on ‘technical difficulties’. (FoundryMusic.com)

- UNCOACHED has 15 examples of sleeping when you shouldn’t be.

According to TMZ: Jaafar devised a clever way for a 13 yr. old minor(himself) to buy a stun-gun. Why? Jer-guess is as good as anyone’s…

What if Old Spice sold phones..?

A professor demonstrates very graphically what he will do to your laptop if you are caught playing with it in his class. I assume he used his own for a demo…lawsuits and all.

Or big hoax? You decide. I say no way.

ONN reports the White House has announced that President Obama suffers from Bi-polar Disorder and, after a three-year long manic phase of euphoria, has now entered the depressive stage. When asked if the VP Joe Biden would step in, and take over Presidential duties, the White House responded that it could worsen matters due to the VP’s very public ongoing struggle with Asperger’s Syndrome. Well God Bless the President and let’s hope the White House doctors have everything under control.