“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.” - Benjamin Franklin

Awesome list. Some examples:

“Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”

He never seems to stop:

“I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president.” — George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006