Whups! I Really Meant Jackson, Not Sharpton

Well ya know all you black activist Reverends all look alike and it’s darn confusing to us dumb, but-good-thing-I’m-Barbie-pretty airhead-newscasters. MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer screws up royally introducing the Reverend Jesse Jackson as: The Reverend Al Sharpton. Then, she tries to cover up and say her script read that way and that “..of course we all know who you are Reverend Jackson.”

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Eddie Murphy inducted in Stand-up Comics Hall of Fame

Bullz-Eye.com has annouced it’s 2009 class of five new inducties to its Stand-up Comics Hall of Fame. Eddie Murphy leads the class. See who else was inducted.

Classic Eddie:

Does anyone have a mother that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime. And fuck you up wherever she was aiming. So by the time I was like 10, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe.

God loves beer

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

50 funniest Homer Simpson quotes

Awesome list. Some examples:

“Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”

Great Bushism

He never seems to stop:

“I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president.” — George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006

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