SNL roasts Joe and Mika

SNL had a field day with Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski after they announced their engagement with a sketch that took on a hilariously creepy feel. Mika has always expressed love for Kate McKinnon’s talents, but I wonder how she feels now lol . . ..

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Hilarious ad for bachelor party strippers

This video is so damn cheesy and funny . . .

Fifty Shades of Steve Buscemi

With all this “Fifty Shades of Grey” hysteria this weekend, this spoof is priceless.

Kristen Bell likes big butts

Kristen Bell has a butt fetish and she’s not afraid to talk about it. We stumbled onto this great interview on Conan where sexy Kristen stars talking avout her own body first, explaining how she likes her own butt. She likes how it’s round and ample. We love it as well, and we remember that Kristen was not shy about showing it off in a classic scene on “House of Lies” where she did a sensual dance in her underwear in a hotel room.

Then she goes on to explain how she loves Jennifer Lopez‘s butt and how she works out hoping her butt can get even bigger like JLo’s. We knew Kristen was cool, but now we may be in love!

You can follow sexy Kristen Bell here on Twitter. Look for her soon in the new Veronica Mars movie.

Chicks you meet in Miami

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Miami is one of the best hookup cities you’ll run across. There are tons of tourists on vacation who are definitely in the mood, but the city also draws hotties from all over the place who want to live in this tropical playground. For guys that have game this place is just amazing. This article is hilarious as it gives a funny but very astute description of the 10 types of women you’ll run across in Miami. The ones we love the most are Miss College Chick, Miss AARP and Miss Miley Cyrus. We like them most because they’re the easiest. Browse through the list and you’ll learn something while you’re laughing. The main thing you’ll learn is that there are some serious hotties down there who will require some serious maintenance along with hits to your wallet. The young party girls are much easier to please and impress, and the older cougars are sometimes desperate for attention. We like going with the low-hanging fruit!

If you’re looking to replicate the Miami hookup experience you have to check out sites like XXX Sex Guides as there are tons of willing women who are just as intrigued with these kinds of experiences. The photo above is a barbie type we found on the web loking to hook up. Of course she’s looking for a sugar daddy but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a shot. She might fit into the tougher category, but after you read about the Miami girls you’ll see these same patterns showing up on the hookup sites. Look for the young party girls who will be more thrilled and impressed by a nice night out. They’re used to dealing with young losers who want to play video games all day. Also, the cougars have some serious sexual tension built up and can be very enthusiastic.

So if you can make to to Miami, have fun navigating through the different types of hotties you’ll find. But if you can’t, you can find a lot of similar action on the web. Enjoy!

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