Sex and spreadsheets
There was a funny story a while back about a sexually frustrated husband who made a spreadsheet of all the excuses his wife gave him for not wanting to have sex. The this one from a sexually frustrated wife circulated as well. This whole spreadsheet thing seems like a humorous trend, but it’s really just showing how many couples get into a rut when it comes to their sex lives,
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Kristen Bell likes big butts
Kristen Bell has a butt fetish and she’s not afraid to talk about it. We stumbled onto this great interview on Conan where sexy Kristen stars talking avout her own body first, explaining how she likes her own butt. She likes how it’s round and ample. We love it as well, and we remember that Kristen was not shy about showing it off in a classic scene on “House of Lies” where she did a sensual dance in her underwear in a hotel room.
Then she goes on to explain how she loves Jennifer Lopez‘s butt and how she works out hoping her butt can get even bigger like JLo’s. We knew Kristen was cool, but now we may be in love!
You can follow sexy Kristen Bell here on Twitter. Look for her soon in the new Veronica Mars movie.
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Party like a rich stock broker
The debauchery of “The Wolf of Wall Street” has gotten men all over the world all geared up to party like a rock star, or a stock broker with millions to burn. Of course that’s unrealistic on a daily basis, but this is why places like Las Vegas and sites like Models Escort Agency and Select Sydney Escorts are so popular. Guys want the booze, babes and parties. We want to live the fanatsy! That’s who we are, and it’s even more true of the poor sap with the chubby wife and three ungrateful kids.
OK, that might be stretching the desperation of most married men, but all guys love a good party and hot babes. We all want a gorgeous blonde like Margot Robbie to party with and to be our girl toy in a penthouse hotel suite. That’s the fantasy, and as much as movies like this offer a good story, great directors like Martin Scorcese understand that the excesses in this film are the main attraction. Of course he knows to work with great and charismatice actors like Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, but he certainly doesn’t skimp on the scenes where they’re partying like maniacs with escorts and party babes. The eye candy in this movie is incredible, only outdone by the number of F-bombs being thrown around. It’s enough to make “Scarface” seem like a family movie!
This looks like a real star turn for Margot Robbie as well, as she’s much more than just a drop-dead gorgeous blonde. She has talent and charisma as well, and she’s on her way to serious sex symblo status if she plays her cards right and keeps taking good roles.
As for Leo, he’s up for an academy award for this film, and he’s very deserving of getting one. I think he’s underrated as an actor. But he’s also known for enjoying the good life, so at least in the party scenes, did he even have to act? The guy is surrounded by willing hotties all the time!
So we probably can’t replicate the wolf’a life from the movie, and certainly not Leo’s life, but we can fantacize about it, and when the time and place are right, we can dive right in . . . at least for a booze and babes filled weekend!
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Jennifer Lawrence talks sex toys
We love celebrities who feel free to talk about anything, and Jennifer Lawrence seems to fit into that category. Here she’s telling a funny story about a maid finding a bunch of gag gifts, which happened to be a bunch of butt plugs. Now even if she’s joking around, the sight of Jennifer Lawrence discussing sex toys is immediately arousing. The smile on her face makes the whole thing that much more enjoyable. Still, she now has to understand that “Jennifer Lawrence butt plugs” will be a phrase trending on Google search.
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Miley Cyrus in sexy photo shoot
OK. She can be tacky as hell, and she takes that tongue thing WAY too far. But Miley Cyrus is still pretty damn sexy, and this latest photo shoot really shows off the goods. See the video above for some clips and background. You can also check out photographer Terry Richardson’s page along with some of the more notorious shots:
- Miley shows off her nipples in a sheer top;
- Miley in an implied nude pose, with her typical tacky tongue sticking out;
- Miley side boob laying on the bed;
- very sexy Miley crotch shot as she tugs on her one-piece; and
- Miley thong shot.
Search through his page and you’ll see much more of this wild celebrity hottie.
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