According to TMZ: Jaafar devised a clever way for a 13 yr. old minor(himself) to buy a stun-gun. Why? Jer-guess is as good as anyone’s…

I couldn’t tell but I laughed my ass off anyways.

Much deeper in debt, but, at least we aren’t in a depression!! HUH????

- Check out Bullz-Eye.com featured model Karen Salas.

- The Scores Report has bad news for Chicago Bear fans: The team lacks major direction under GM Jerry Angelo and head coach Lovie Smith. Not that Bear fans weren’t aware of that before.

- UNCOACHED put together a collection of 10 MILF motivators for the delivery boy in you.

- What’s funnier than a supermodel falling down? The SAME supermodel falling down again 10 seconds later. (FoundryMusic.com video)

- MoonDog Sports breaks the horrible news that Blake Lively won’t strip for Playboy.

That would be John Mayer, who kisses and tells all (honestly more than i wanted to hear) in this Playboy interview. Could he possibly be more self-absorbed?

View and rate your favorite Super Bowl Ad.

- Check out featured model Karen Salas at Bullz-Eye.com.

- The Scores Report writes that Tim Lincecum’s arbitration hearing is a lose-lose situation for the Giants.

- When Dolph Lundgren isn’t killing Apollo Creed, he’s singing Elvis songs on Eurovision. (FoundryMusic.com vid)

- MoonDog Sports has photos of SI model Melissa Satta in body paint, which is freaking hot.

I know I know…it really has no particular social or political commentary..but it makes me laugh my ass off.

- Bullz-Eye.com puts together 15 great Paris films.

- The Scores Report breaks down five factors that the Saints must overcome in order to win Super Bowl XLIV.

- Brobible.com compiles the top 40 porn stars all under the age of 25.

- Brooke shakes her cans for FoundryMusic.com.

- Cityrag.com has 12 Unappetizing Tattoos of food on stomachs.

- MoonDog Sports says that Jessica Jane Clement has spectacular breasts and we wholeheartedly agree.

- The Frisky ranks the 10 craziest stripper shoes…wait, this about shoes and not strippers? Son of a bit…

- Bullz-Eye.com racks up 10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time.

- The Scores Report chatted with Jaguars’ star Maurice Jones-Drew about his first ever appearance in the Pro Bowl, who he likes in the Super Bowl and what Jacksonville needs to do in order to get to the big game next season.

- UNCOACHED put together a gallery of extreme sports photos – like the one above of the young man who clearly had a bad day on the soccer field.

- MoonDog Sports has the story of the man that blew up his car while trying to defrost it. Yeah, we thought that was impossible too but this numb nut clearly has the magic touch.

- The Frisky pays tribute to the models that lined up and posed nude for Love Magazine.

- What’s better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs on a trampoline? Absolutely nothing. (FoundryMusic.com)

ONN reports the White House has announced that President Obama suffers from Bi-polar Disorder and, after a three-year long manic phase of euphoria, has now entered the depressive stage. When asked if the VP Joe Biden would step in, and take over Presidential duties, the White House responded that it could worsen matters due to the VP’s very public ongoing struggle with Asperger’s Syndrome. Well God Bless the President and let’s hope the White House doctors have everything under control.

- Bullz-Eye.com fields questions and answers about fitness, including one about creatine and whether or not weightlifting will stunt kid’s growth.

- The Scores Report wonders whether or not Michael Vick is a good fit for the Rams.

- Screw going to the headmaster’s office. You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you get belted. (FoundryMusic.com)

- Moondog Sports.com says that Obama jinxed Kentucky last night.

- Cage Potato introduces us to hot Brazilian MMA fighter Carina Damn.

- Comedy.com compiles the 10 funniest SNL sketches inspired by presidents.

- Bullz-Eye.com is still seeking for hot models for their 2010 Bikini Model Search.

- The Scores Report ponders whether or not the Vikings’ signing of Brett Favre would have been worth it if he retires in the offseason.

- UNCOACHED put together a photo gallery of babies who like to drink beer. Hilarious!

- Shanelle shakes her fab body for us via this FoundryMusic.com video. Do your thing, Shanelle…do your thing.

- MoonDog Sports.com enlightens us on the on the New Hampshire man who was arrested after he called police to complain that he’d paid a woman for sex but then didn’t get any.

- Bullz-Eye.com checks in with its inaugural class of its Directors Hall of Fame and discovers that some of the film makers need to get back to work.

- The Scores Report has one idea to make basketball more entertaining, while still maintaining the exciting finishes.

- CityRag.com compiles Hollywood’s Top 10 Money Couples.

- BroBible.com ranks the 15 hottest WAGS of Billionaires.

- UNCOACHED can’t figure out why people still have unibrows. And after looking at their photo collection of people with unibrows, we agree with them.

- FoundryMusic.com has video of a crack whore on a subway who talks about smoking crack, butt sex, and of course…her grand kids.

- MoonDog Sports has the naked GQ photoshoot of Miranda Kerr. Yeeeesss.

Where anything can happen. YIKES! (NSFW or the children.)

A new workout to help you with that New Year’s Resolution: Ok, so you have to put up with like 4 minutes of her chattering on to get to the workout..but this will appeal to those who read certain men’s magazines “just for the articles”.

Brobible’s 40 Greatest Porn Parodies of All Time I’m partial to Dexxxter Whoregan, criminal investigator.

- Bullz-Eye.com unveils its 2010 Winter Movie Preview.

- The Scores Report wonders whether or not we should be thanking Jay Canseco in light of Mark McGwire’s admission that he took steroids.

- UNCOACHED compiles the 10 best pictures of the gorgeous Lucy Pinder.

- Chat live with the hot cam girls of FoundryMusic.com.

- Comedy.com showcases the dialogue battle between Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Fallon and Carson Daly.

Below is a video of Ashley Dupre on the Howard Stern Show. You’ll remember her as the young hottie who was thrust into the limelight as the prostitute at the center of the scandal that took down former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer. Dupre is trying to “re-brand” herself as a sex columnist and aspiring musician. See the clip below and check out the full interview on Howard TV.