ONN reports the White House has announced that President Obama suffers from Bi-polar Disorder and, after a three-year long manic phase of euphoria, has now entered the depressive stage. When asked if the VP Joe Biden would step in, and take over Presidential duties, the White House responded that it could worsen matters due to the VP’s very public ongoing struggle with Asperger’s Syndrome. Well God Bless the President and let’s hope the White House doctors have everything under control.

For those of you that need a fix. Enjoy!

If anyone knows why the President won the Noble Peace Prize raise your hand. Anyone? Anyone..?

This year’s “celebrities” and their foolish moments.

- UNCOACHED writes that the National Cougar Convention is by far the best event of 2009.

- MoonDog Sports has the scoop on Mike Tyson, who tells Oprah how he became a boxer. This should be interesting…

- THE SCORES REPORT compiles their power rankings for Week 6 in the NFL.

- Who knew people were acting out lesbian fantasies with Barbies on Flickr!? They’re so realistic it’s scary, and hot writes CityRag.com.

- FoundryMusic.com has video of Violent doing the dishes…in the nude.

- SPORTSbyBROOKS.com says goodbye to Hockey Bear and hello to Nuclear Bear. (This will all make sense once you click the link.)

- Bullz-Eye.com writes that there are plenty of movies have been set in New York, but The City That Never Sleeps is more than mere scenery in these 15 films.

Amazing but true. Check it out here!

The party’s convenor and likely future candidate Fiona Patten said the approval was evidence the commission cared about free speech “and the democratic rights of various groups in the community”.

No, not sex with a Bible..sex inside Some of the raunchiest sex going..

So, what exactly was the question? Watch out for the bumper-sticker police!

The authentic trailer and the parody:

50 Cent has entered the video game market with the somewhat lukewarm offereing of: 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand.

Pretty enticing. Better than real girls? That’s for you to decide! Ok, guess we’ll need to add the Lara Croft girls. Who was left out?

Here’s what researchers are saying..

In what I feel is the greatest invention -since ziploc baggies- research physicists have announced a new laser targeted mosquito killer.

Here’s how it works: first, to locate individual mosquitoes, the flashlights shine into the tank from across the room. Each mosquito creates its own silhouette on reflective material behind it. The zoom lens picks up the shadows and feeds the data to the computer, which controls the laser and fires it at the bug.

What is a woman’s virginity worth these days? This enterprising young lady thinks she knows.

An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude “anything goes” party to combat an expected economic downturn.

The world’s largest and longest particle accelerator starts preliminary testing today. Doomsayers will say it is the beginning of the end of the world. Stephen Hawking and others say it is perfectly safe. Here’s a cool little rap about it.

Odd little save the planet video.

Continent size island of trash. Great Pacific Garbage Patch.