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Tags: and you thought dub-step was cool, dubstep, dubstep-like dancing for Jesus, Jesus-freaks were dub-stepping years before you were, Pentecostal style dubstep, Skillrex, spookily like dubstep dance, we laugh at both of you shaking your groove thing that way, yes we KNOW that this song doesn't have a TRUE two-step drum pattern who cares evolve with everyone else for chrissake
Bride Sings Down The Aisle
I believe she also performed the ceremony, catered the reception and valet parked the cars.
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Tags: bride sings her own way down the aisle, could it BE any more about You today?, groom suffers through 3:53min while bride sings at him during the walk down the aisle, She also tosses her own rice and drives the limo to the reception, silly bride sings her way down the aisle while the groom painfully endures minutes of her singing in his face, tacky wedding number 24, way to emasculate your man on the way down the aisle, wedding guests endure painful display of self-adoration
Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 1
Cosplay creatures run amok and terrorize a trailer park outside of San Diego during Comic-Con International. Can our heroes save the day (and themselves) or will they get eaten alive by a nightmare menagerie of bad guys? Starring Zac Levi, Adam Baldwin, Joel Moore, Jason Biggs, and Aly Michalka. Stay tuned for new episodes leading up to Nerd Machine HQ www.break.com/nerdhq live from San Diego 7-12-7/15.
Nerd Machine: Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 1 – Watch More Funny Videos
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Tags: Adam Baldwin, aly michalka, comic con, internet entertainment, jason biggs, joel moore, nerd, nerd hq, nerd machine, nerd machine 2012, pop culture, trailer park heroes, Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 1, zac levi
Science Gets Burned By Prometheus
Hollywood is interested in telling a story, and if scientific accuracy gets in the way, well, it’s getting
run right over.
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Tags: arstechnica.com, Hollywood ditches Science for storyline, no facts interfering with this fiction, no scientific accuracy in Hollywood, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, science, Science and Hollywood, Scientific literacy
Zombie Bullets Selling Out
Earlier this month, the term “zombie apocalypse” began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people’s fears with an official statement.
So why then are sales of “zombie bullets” on the rise?
Clever marketing. Even the CDC(Center for Disease Control & Prevention) is getting in on the act. Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic Buy your t-shirt here. Oh and, in case you are away from home, here is the android app.
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Tags: Android's zombie checklist, bullets for zombies, bullets to use on zombies, CDC, CDC preparedness for zombie attack, CDC's zombie instructions, Center for Disease Control, clever marketing, Hornady manufactoring, what to do when zombies attack, when zombies attack, YouTube, youtube.com, Zmax bullets, zombie apocalypse, zombie app, zombies
Freaky Horror Movie Quotes
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Recovered Harley To Be Used As Memorial
A Harley-Davidson that was swept out to sea during the Japanese earthquake and tsunami last March and then discovered over a year later in Canada will be used to memorialize the victims of the tragic event.
Harley-Davidson had initially offered to ship the bike back to Yokoyama, but the Japanese man who lost three members of his family and his home in the natural disaster requested it be preserved as a memorial and a reminder of the tragic event.
Key Words To Avoid Using Online
..if you do not want the U.S. government spying on you.
A list of keywords used by government analysts to scour the internet for evidence of threats to the U.S. has been released under the Freedom of Information Act. The words are included in the department’s 2011 ‘ Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘ used by workers at their National Operations Center which instructs workers to identify ‘media reports that reflect adversely on DHS and response activities’. The Agency insists it only looks for evidence of genuine threats to the U.S. and not for signs of general dissent. *phew* I imagine we piss them off almost daily here at TokSick
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Tags: big brother, buzz words, dailymail.com, DHS, domestic security, Freedom of Information Act, government analysts' keywords, internet security, keywords used by government to scour the internet, U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Chest Another NY Day
Moira Johnston, 29, drew a lot of attention during
a topless protest yesterday(Saturday) in Union Square Park — and that’s exactly what the dancer wants.
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Tags: It is legal to be topless in New York, Moria Johnston, New York law, New York Post, young women goes topless in NYC
Send Them Outside FFS!
Parental fail. Try sending them outside without their electronics…observe the confusion.
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Tags: i.chzbgr.com, parent humor, parenting cartoon, parenting comic, parenting skillz, technology humor