Super Bowl trip adds 4.5 years to prison sentence

What an idiot:

The brother of Pittsburgh Steelers safety Tyrone Carter had his sentence for driving with a revoked license increased from six months to five years because he failed to report to jail on time.

Tank Carter was scheduled to report to a Broward County prison on Jan. 6, but decided against it when his brother told him the Steelers had a good chance of going to the Super Bowl. On Tuesday, Broward Circuit Judge Stanton S. Kaplan increased the sentence.

“Even knowing what I know now, I would do it again,” Carter said. “It was the greatest game in my life.”

Unbelievable.

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