Something to chuckle over and think about before celebrating Independence Day

What were they protesting? Umm….dependency on foreign oil…blah blah blah..here are the pics!

It just keeps getting better. Another publically drunken idiot was recently arrested in Alabama, after motorists saw him nude on the highway. The man was tasered four times before being subdued by police. He claimed he was both Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he would break free from the handcuffs he was placed in. Good times!

More great news from grand old PA, where yours truly resides. A man in Lebanon, PA was recently “rescued” by police from a portable toilet. Apparently the dude was smashed out of his gourd, had taken off his clothes, and somehow got himself stuck in the holding tank of the john. The guy had to have been caked in some tasty diseases, I tell ya. Just say no, kids.

Say it with me: Choose your drinking buddies wisely.

Bride brawls with hubby and another pair of newlyweds.

Ashley Dupre claims she was 17 when she was filmed by Girls Gone Wild. If so she might have a case in her $10 million lawsuit.

Dancing badly. Drunkedly. In their undies….

…a constant source of amusement.

Shouldn’t be allowed out without supervision I say.

Ok perhaps not truly scientifically..but hilariously accurate all the same.

Deputy Sheriff pulls over his wife (also a deputy) for DUI.

Watch this moron chug a beer..spin around to get dizzy..then try to shoot hoops.

So this guy thinks to himself. “Hey self, my girlfriend is passed out but she still looks pretty good, how funny will it be for me to fuck around with her and video tape it?” Oh, it was funny alright.

Faceplant.

What fascinates me here is the sheer number of times he will run in to the wall. Idiot.

Every college girl has a dating story similar to this…

Lesson to the ladies. Ya never know what your girls are up to when you are passed out drunk on the sofa.