Federal government is interested in research regarding
an “ID bracelet” that potential airline passengers could wear that would contain personal information about them and, get this, also deliver an immobilizing shock to them if necessary!
man sticks 2008 needles in to his head to celebrate the Bejing Olympics. This tops his previous pin-heading-Guinness-World-Record count of one thousand, seven hundred and ninety.
Get ready to use duct tape to clean your hazardous waste from Mercury filled CFLs or the light-bulb police is gonna getcha. Congress :p
But my PCs are all made in a plant in Sheboygan right?
Seth’s very special Bar Mitzvah
You’re a man now, Seth! The family put a little something together for you. I swear they weren’t blotto or insane. Please don’t feel ashamed. Just slowly distance yourself from them if you can. It’ll be OK.
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Breaking up is fun to do!
Well, at least it is when
someone is reading an actual breakup letter dramatically, and you have the hilarious misspelled text in front of you to read along. Thankfully none of my exes were ever this half-illiterate. Too bad, as it could have been some comedy gold I would have been sharing, rather than the groovers over at YTMND!