Federal government is interested in research regarding an “ID bracelet” that potential airline passengers could wear that would contain personal information about them and, get this, also deliver an immobilizing shock to them if necessary!
Chinese man sticks 2008 needles in to his head to celebrate the Bejing Olympics. This tops his previous pin-heading-Guinness-World-Record count of one thousand, seven hundred and ninety.
Get ready to use duct tape to clean your hazardous waste from Mercury filled CFLs or the light-bulb police is gonna getcha. Congress :p