Get ready to use duct tape to clean your hazardous waste from Mercury filled CFLs or the light-bulb police is gonna getcha. Congress :p

…try to liven it up a wee bit.

McCain Girl

..doing a little soft shoe.

Bush Disease

Paul’s looking more and more plastic as the years go by…

Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has finally met KISS! “I was thrilled,” she said. Condi says she has eclectic musical tastes that range from Beethoven to Bruce Springsteen. No word on whether or not Gene Simmons sullied her otherwise spotless career.

Check out the song lyrics they are hilarious.

Who doesn’t like the casting of Hillary as the dark lord?

Obama has one and Hillary has one and now Ron Paul has an internet girl.

Apparently we want to pay our income taxes. Maybe Wesley Snipes should consult with Harry Reid about that voluntary tax thingie…

Spitzer announces his new career move on SNL.

Hillary vs Obama SNL skit.

Beware of GOP politicians.

Vermont whackjobs voting to indict Dubya & the VP for crimes against the Constitution and pishaaaw on that tiny detail of their legal authority to do so.

Indictment Petition

On January 25 the Town Clerk’s office received a petition from Brattleboro resident Kurt Daims. Per Town Charter, a petition containing signatures from 5% of Brattleboro voters can be placed on the ballot for a Town-wide vote. Mr. Daims’ petition did contain the required number of signatures. At a meeting on January 25, the Brattleboro Selectboard voted 3-2 to place the petition on the ballot. Reasons given by Board members voting in the affirmative centered on the belief that if a petition contained the required signatures, the voters should have the opportunity to vote on the matter. Reasons given by Board members voting on the dissent centered on the belief that articles outside the scope and authority of the Town should not go before the voters of the Town. The Brattleboro Town Attorney has stated that the petition has no legal standing, as the Town Attorney has no authority to write an indictment and the Town Police Department has no authority to attempt an arrest of the President of the United States.
The Town will vote on the article on March 4.

Check out this collection of terrible Hillary Clinton photos. It’s hilarious!

Here are some great samples from the site: