Zombie boy.

Absolutely clueless & smug ass leaves messages on a girl’s answering machine.

Why worry about having your own swimming pool when you can just use someone else’s? That’s just what some people are doing with a ittle help from Google Earth. Illegally, mind you. According to the story,

“The craze involves using the Google Earth programme, which provides high-quality aerial photos of Britain and other countries. Once a target is chosen, the organisers use social networking sites such as Facebook and Bebo to arrange to meet, say police…[A]lthough there were only 16 confirmed participants at the ‘event’, invitations were sent to more than 500 users on Facebook. ”

Happy swimming!

This Aussie girl’s got a talent like no other. Watch as she demonstrates her great love for America.

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What were they protesting? Umm….dependency on foreign oil…blah blah blah..here are the pics!

Well, at least it is when someone is reading an actual breakup letter dramatically, and you have the hilarious misspelled text in front of you to read along. Thankfully none of my exes were ever this half-illiterate. Too bad, as it could have been some comedy gold I would have been sharing, rather than the groovers over at YTMND!

It just keeps getting better. Another publically drunken idiot was recently arrested in Alabama, after motorists saw him nude on the highway. The man was tasered four times before being subdued by police. He claimed he was both Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he would break free from the handcuffs he was placed in. Good times!

More great news from grand old PA, where yours truly resides. A man in Lebanon, PA was recently “rescued” by police from a portable toilet. Apparently the dude was smashed out of his gourd, had taken off his clothes, and somehow got himself stuck in the holding tank of the john. The guy had to have been caked in some tasty diseases, I tell ya. Just say no, kids.

Sadly, I often have to deal with morons just like this whenever I play a game online. Chill pills, anyone? (NSFW due to language.)