..and a catchy little tune to go with.

Realdoll real-life relationships. Documentary about a freakish lifestyle. A man and his soulmate doll. I like to think of myself as really open-minded..you know..whatever floats your boat..but these rubber dolls can be used as boats eh?

Another girl with a crazy tongue.

I ask you: Why can’t he just mumble something about an early meeting and just get up quickly & go home like every other guy?

One smooth spermie showing the others how it is done.

I’d like to divert your attention to to fine sex-related sites. Well, you should know that these are for those who like their sex funny, bad, or just down right disturbing. No, there are no gross pics of any kind at either of these, just good old user-generated content. Since these are definitely NSFW, I’ll just offer you the links. But please, do stop by Porno Haiku for all your scintillating 5-7-5 needs, and Bad Erotica, which is just what it says it is. You know, it’s like watching a train wreck of a bad porn flick, only in text. You want to look away, but you can’t, and the laughs are many.

The top six most innovative whorehouses from around the world. One of them is even free! Of course there is a catch…

The last 6 seconds is what you want.

Check out Eva Mendes in some super-hot photos with some toe-sucking action!

‘Pull your head outta the sand – More chicks less Missile Command !’

Ashley Dupre claims she was 17 when she was filmed by Girls Gone Wild. If so she might have a case in her $10 million lawsuit.

Bullz-Eye.com has updated its Las Vegas city guide. Check it out for gambling, nightlife and strip clubs!

Ok I’m gonna say it: breakfast in bed!

My fav is the Area 51 rubber love doll.

Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild claims he was about to sign Ashley Dupre of Elliot Spitzer fame for $1 million, until they found old tapes of an 18-year-old Ashley topless in old tapes.

The news media now has another excuse to splatter photos of a hot babe all over the news. They’re currently camping outside her apartment in New York. Sex sells. We get it. We practice it. We just dont pretend to be a serious news organization.

Her MySpace page is now getting plenty of attention. She’s 22 and she’s pretty hot.

10. You don’t feel guilty about doing it alone.

9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.

8. You don’t feel like a total loser if you didn’t get any.

7. You don’t have to pay for sleep.

6. You don’t need to sleep after sleeping.

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.

4. You can sleep in church.

3. Your teddy bear never complains about how often you want to sleep.

2. While you’re asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.

1. It’s legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states!

We can’t wait. Woody Allen is a genius.