Month: February 2009 (Page 4 of 17)

Important Lesson to Learn
I was happy.
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was perfect!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite a bit in fact, and that was my sister-in-law-to-be. She was a career woman, intelligent, beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can’t overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her sister, she wants to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
Then she said: I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just stood & watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and raced to the front door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her parents were standing outside, and with tears in their eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.