I say villains. Public sex: exciting dangerous thrilling and pretty disgusting for those stuck in the subway having to watch your pimply ass thrusting away at your (apparently low self-esteemed-boy-her-daddy-will-surely-be-proud-when-he-sees-his-little)girl on top of those bacteria-ridden-subway seats.
Not to mention risking doing it in front of anyone’s grandma or small child…
PS Wait for the post-coital smoke until after you exit the train, it’s illegal you know.
Oprah Winfrey represents a billion-dollar industry unto herself, which invites the question: What exactly is her product?
The daytime titan embarking on a new adventure in basic cable with the long-awaited launch of the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN)– has dabbled in many fields. Yet her signature power is derived from a singular source, stemming from her ability to create a lucrative commodity: experts.
With the news that Dr. Melvin Levine—who appeared on Oprah repeatedly over the course of several years as a childhood education expert—committed suicide on Friday, the same day that 40 of his former patients filed a medical malpractice and sexual abuse suit against him, it begs the question of whether O is doing enough vetting of the authors and experts to whom she chooses to lend her credibility.
To be fair, over the full extent of her long and successful rein as Queen of Talk, the law of averages must surely dictate that duds will appear occasionally.
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Blake Griffin is a stud, and he’s surpassing LeChoke James, the Prince, as the most dynamic player in the NBA. Last night he won the Slam Dunk contest with a dunk over a car! This is the same Slam Dunk contest that Prince James has been to chicken-shit to enter.
Click the link for the video above at NBA.com, and here are highlights from the AP on YouTube.
This is hilarious.
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