Konajinx – TokSick

Hey man, you’ve got something crawling out of your face…

Konajinx — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:45:10 +0000

Waiting for the worms.

The VU from me to you

Konajinx — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:57:10 +0000

A little video I made for the Velvet Underground’s “Heroin” not too long ago.

The best Taco Bell ad ever

Konajinx — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:42:49 +0000

Title says it all!

John’s first motorcycle ride

Konajinx — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:04:19 +0000

Er, make that motorcycle drive. Ouch.

First Motorcycle Ride Goes Poorly – Watch more free videos

Emos vs. Punks!

Konajinx — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:26:45 +0000

Down in old Mehico!

No one cares about Boy George anymore

Konajinx — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:42:48 +0000

And he’s not allowed in the U.S. for a crappy little tour. Take that, Boy!

Boy George has been forced to cancel his North American summer tour after U.S. authorities refused to issue him a visa, citing looming legal issues overseas.

Stairway to millions

Konajinx — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:40:38 +0000

So just how much money has Led Zeppelin’s famous “Stairway to Heaven” collected through the years? that answer and many more about the tune are available for your perusal. Ad revenue is calling, boys!

George Carlin’s seven words

Konajinx — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:37:46 +0000

100% safe for those not afraid of language.

George Carlin dead at 71

Konajinx — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:56:41 +0000

Comedian George Carlin has died at age 71 from heart failure. Thanks for all the laughs, George. You will be missed.

Watch where you point that thing

Konajinx — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:55:30 +0000

You never know how it’s going to go off.

Mark Twain reads R. Kelly

Konajinx — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:40:43 +0000

The old master reading some of Mr. Pedophile’s phinest.

Don’t race wrapped in Saran

Konajinx — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:10:28 +0000

Seriously. No, really. Just don’t do it.

And now some photos from real life

Konajinx — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:56:03 +0000

These slices of life and plenty more available at The Panic Button.

Slow motion baby

Konajinx — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:57:52 +0000

I dunno what the hell’s cracking this kid up, but his slow motion antics had me laughing for sure.

Want to swim? Use Google Earth like these kooks!

Konajinx — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:00:46 +0000

Why worry about having your own swimming pool when you can just use someone else’s? That’s just what some people are doing with a ittle help from Google Earth. Illegally, mind you. According to the story,

“The craze involves using the Google Earth programme, which provides high-quality aerial photos of Britain and other countries. Once a target is chosen, the organisers use social networking sites such as Facebook and Bebo to arrange to meet, say police…[A]lthough there were only 16 confirmed participants at the ‘event’, invitations were sent to more than 500 users on Facebook. ”

Happy swimming!

Kanye West su>

Konajinx — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:07:12 +0000

This opinion isn’t new to yours truly, and it seems that music fans at the Bonnaroo Festival felt the same way after Diddy West delayed his appearances for his goofy-ass stage show.

Seth’s very special Bar Mitzvah

Konajinx — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:15:42 +0000

You’re a man now, Seth! The family put a little something together for you. I swear they weren’t blotto or insane. Please don’t feel ashamed. Just slowly distance yourself from them if you can. It’ll be OK.

Worst Karaoke Session Ever – Watch more free videos

One spoonful of old men + one heavy church statue = hilarity

Konajinx — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:02:51 +0000

What’s more amsuing, the actual demise of the thing or everyone’s reactions and flashbulbs going off like mad afterward?

Old Men Shouldnt Carry Heavy Church Statues – Watch more free videos

Stop tryin’ to cook stuff with yer phones already

Konajinx — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:52:48 +0000

It’s not gonna happen, kids. Just stick to downloading silly wallpapers and ringtones while accidentally agreeing to monthly contracts you didn’t notice in the fine print. You’re just never going to be able to cook an egg or make popcorn with your cell phone. However, if you did believe these tales, you only deserve a phone that could actually do that so your silly little brains would be cooked as well.

Fred on Father’s Day

Konajinx — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:11:41 +0000

Happy Father’s Day, all you dads!