Computers – TokSick

Peek At MS Surface Tablet Offering

Yendi — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 04:14:36 +0000

A quick look at Microsoft’s competitive offerings in the iTablet field.

First look review:

Phasers On STUN

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:43:39 +0000

Guy Builds A Star Trek Phaser – Watch More Funny Videos

Consoles In The Cloud

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:19:17 +0000

Could games hardware soon be a thing of the past? Rumors have emerged that Sony was about to snap up a major gaming streaming service. Will PS4 even get released? What will that mean to MS’ Smartglass?

Lara Croft Tomb Raider – E3 2012 Exclusive Crossroads Trailer

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 07:13:13 +0000

Tomb Raider: Crossroads and the rebirth of the ultimate gaming heroine

John Carmack’s Soon To Be $500 VR Headsets

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 04:56:32 +0000

John Carmack has been building a virtual reality headset in his spare time. He’s showing it to people behind closed doors at this year’s E3, tucked away inside the Bethesda booth, and described it as “probably the best VR demo the world has ever seen.” Click here to watch the video demos.

The goggle screens completely cover your vision, meaning the only thing you can see are scary corridors and flying heads. Character movement works more traditionally however, with players using a controller to walk around and shoot, while the goggles function as a head-tracker. If it ever comes to market as a consumer product, or even if the maker kits are reasonably accessible, it sounds like the perfect thing for hardcore ArmA(armed assault) players or flight sim enthusiasts.

Don’t Go Pee Without A Password

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:28:53 +0000

This girl left her computer unattended for just a little bit, for long enough for some clever coworkers to rig it to play adult content as loud as it could without being stopped. Watch her embarrassment:

Revenge Websites

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 05:14:05 +0000

A new, and potentially hilarious, trend these days is ‘revenge websites’ that offer to help you get anonymous harmless or harmful (you choose)revenge on the ex that hurt you, the neighbor that annoys you, or the boss that torments you.
Services offered range from fake photos, disguised caller IDs, delayed emails with fake names that you select so that you can establish an alibi. Other services include “nuisance” anonymous calls that wake them in the middle of the night. You can buy a ten-pack for the low low price of $29.97! How about hiding your IP address and posting embarrassing photos of your ex? Perhaps list him on a gay website(if he is straight) or post him on a Christian celibacy site (if he is gay).

Granted, if you are busted, you face legal or civil difficulties.

Personally, if you need to spend this much time and effort on punishing someone, instead of just getting the hell out of there, perhaps your money would be better spent on therapy. Just sayin’…

Key Words To Avoid Using Online

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:58:43 +0000

..if you do not want the U.S. government spying on you.
A list of keywords used by government analysts to scour the internet for evidence of threats to the U.S. has been released under the Freedom of Information Act. The words are included in the department’s 2011 ‘Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘ used by workers at their National Operations Center which instructs workers to identify ‘media reports that reflect adversely on DHS and response activities’. The Agency insists it only looks for evidence of genuine threats to the U.S. and not for signs of general dissent. *phew* I imagine we piss them off almost daily here at TokSick

Turn OFF Your PC

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 05:01:41 +0000

..after you have read the latest TokSick of course! Check out the cost of leaving your PC on/leaving the PC on but monitor off/switching the entire system off.

Makey Makey

Yendi — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:41:34 +0000

Make anything a computer key from the students at MIT.

Make Anything A Computer Key With MaKey MaKey – Watch More Funny Videos

IT Tech Achievements UNLOCKED

Yendi — Thu, 24 May 2012 03:10:05 +0000

If only this hilarious list was on a wall poster so that you could proudly display your achievements as you tick them all off.

The Boob Room

Yendi — Mon, 21 May 2012 01:43:31 +0000

Something’s Not Quite Right

Yendi — Wed, 16 May 2012 04:03:26 +0000

Something is wrong with these pics. Check it out here.

Moves Like Jabba

Yendi — Wed, 16 May 2012 03:26:25 +0000

Moves Like Jabba Preview – Watch More Funny Videos

How To Buy ONE Share Of Facebook Stock

Yendi — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:50:55 +0000

Or, one share of Disney stock etc.. Sites like OneShare.com and GiveAShare.com target investors who want to own just one ceremonial share of a company’s stock.

Privacy Wake-Up Call!!!

Yendi — Tue, 01 May 2012 03:39:41 +0000

The creepy ‘Girls Around Me’ app that takes publicly available information from FourSquare and Facebook, mashes it up, and presents users with a map showing where nearby females are located plus a quick link to their Facebook profiles.

Ed Hardy Shirt Comes To Life

Yendi — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:36:09 +0000

I don’t know how or why, but I’ve seen alot of “Jersey Shore” episodes. It got into my psyche and I decided to make a cartoon about those ugly shirts they wear. Apparently all the comedians who did the voices watched it too because it’s dead-on.

Aperture Pony

Yendi — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:17:58 +0000

What if… you blended Aperture with My Little Pony?

Robotic Hookers

Yendi — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:03:25 +0000

Scientists in New Zealand say brothels staffed by robot prostitutes could be a reality by 2050.

Meth Minute Viewer Calls

Yendi — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 02:26:09 +0000

Viewer Calls – The Meth Minute 39 – watch more funny videos