FYI – TokSick

Pentecostal-Style ‘Dubstep’

Yendi — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 04:54:31 +0000

‘Dessert’ With Breakfast Boosts Weight Loss: Study

Yendi — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 04:05:07 +0000

Starting your morning with a high-protein food and a “dessert” — such as a doughnut or a slice of cake — may help you lose weight and keep it off, a new study suggests. True? Who can say? But, I am willing to volunteer to test that theory!

How Theaters SHOULD Be Designed

Yendi — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 07:26:39 +0000

The Most Ridiculous Comic Book Resurrections

Yendi — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 06:01:41 +0000

For superheroes, returns to the world of the living range from triumphant to shockingly dumb to outright ridiculous. Here are the 7 most ridiculous resurrections in comic book history.

Sexiest Footballers

Yendi — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 06:02:56 +0000

Shades of Gilbert Doing Grey

Yendi — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 04:52:04 +0000

Ladies, and gentlemen that want a good guffaw, it is my extremely painful duty(pardon the wordplay – but it was intentional) to inform you that Gilbert Gottfried has been signed as the celebrity voice for the audio version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Arrrghhhh, don’t even listen it will ruin the books for you forever!! Ok, go ahead..but I warned you. *sob*

Ok and for those three of you who don’t even recognize the title of the book, it is basically a Harlequin romance style book with a few ‘spanky’ moments tossed in to make it appear that the book is about bdsm. In reality it appears to be written by a woman who normally writes cheesy romance books and decided to throw a few naughty sex words in. Then, after doing her reading homework, she scrawls the trilogy causing bored housewives across America think they want spanked.

Science Gets Burned By Prometheus

Yendi — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:28:37 +0000

Hollywood is interested in telling a story, and if scientific accuracy gets in the way, well, it’s getting run right over.

Peek At MS Surface Tablet Offering

Yendi — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 04:14:36 +0000

A quick look at Microsoft’s competitive offerings in the iTablet field.

First look review:

Zombie Bullets Selling Out

Yendi — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:57:09 +0000

Earlier this month, the term “zombie apocalypse” began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people’s fears with an official statement.

So why then are sales of “zombie bullets” on the rise? Clever marketing. Even the CDC(Center for Disease Control & Prevention) is getting in on the act. Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic Buy your t-shirt here. Oh and, in case you are away from home, here is the android app.

Shin Kicking Fun

Yendi — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 10:01:59 +0000

Magic Beans

Yendi — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 05:11:35 +0000

Looking for a last minute gift for Dad? Check out Coffee Joulies. Pour your coffee and forty seconds later it is drinkable.

Magic beans that cool your coffee to the right temperature 3x faster and then keep it there longer. Made in USA from 85% recycled stainless steel using hydro power from Niagara Falls.

Phasers On STUN

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:43:39 +0000

Guy Builds A Star Trek Phaser – Watch More Funny Videos

Consoles In The Cloud

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:19:17 +0000

Could games hardware soon be a thing of the past? Rumors have emerged that Sony was about to snap up a major gaming streaming service. Will PS4 even get released? What will that mean to MS’ Smartglass?

Lara Croft Tomb Raider – E3 2012 Exclusive Crossroads Trailer

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 07:13:13 +0000

Tomb Raider: Crossroads and the rebirth of the ultimate gaming heroine

Django Unchained – Official Trailer

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 05:49:26 +0000

Quentin Tarantino’s doing a western. What?? Synopsis: With the help of his mentor, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner. Check out the trailer.

Django Unchained – Official Trailer – Watch More Funny Videos

John Carmack’s Soon To Be $500 VR Headsets

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 04:56:32 +0000

John Carmack has been building a virtual reality headset in his spare time. He’s showing it to people behind closed doors at this year’s E3, tucked away inside the Bethesda booth, and described it as “probably the best VR demo the world has ever seen.” Click here to watch the video demos.

The goggle screens completely cover your vision, meaning the only thing you can see are scary corridors and flying heads. Character movement works more traditionally however, with players using a controller to walk around and shoot, while the goggles function as a head-tracker. If it ever comes to market as a consumer product, or even if the maker kits are reasonably accessible, it sounds like the perfect thing for hardcore ArmA(armed assault) players or flight sim enthusiasts.

SF Legend Dies

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 02:32:41 +0000

Legendary science fiction writer Ray Bradbury is dead.

Anticipation:Over

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:55:18 +0000

All the big bucks to send your braniac little darling to MIT and what does he come up with? I’ll tell you what: A super slick ketchup bottle.
Kripa Varanasi and his students at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology set out to develop a new kind of slippery coating that would help de-ice planes, or keep water droplets from sticking to steam turbines in power plants.
Never you mind that Professor; me & my super-size fries thank you.

Don’t Go Pee Without A Password

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:28:53 +0000

This girl left her computer unattended for just a little bit, for long enough for some clever coworkers to rig it to play adult content as loud as it could without being stopped. Watch her embarrassment:

Revenge Websites

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 05:14:05 +0000

A new, and potentially hilarious, trend these days is ‘revenge websites’ that offer to help you get anonymous harmless or harmful (you choose)revenge on the ex that hurt you, the neighbor that annoys you, or the boss that torments you.
Services offered range from fake photos, disguised caller IDs, delayed emails with fake names that you select so that you can establish an alibi. Other services include “nuisance” anonymous calls that wake them in the middle of the night. You can buy a ten-pack for the low low price of $29.97! How about hiding your IP address and posting embarrassing photos of your ex? Perhaps list him on a gay website(if he is straight) or post him on a Christian celibacy site (if he is gay).

Granted, if you are busted, you face legal or civil difficulties.

Personally, if you need to spend this much time and effort on punishing someone, instead of just getting the hell out of there, perhaps your money would be better spent on therapy. Just sayin’…