Insults – TokSick https://www.toksick.com Videos, Funny Pictures, Sports, Hot Babes, Beer, Celebrities Wed, 10 Dec 2025 17:38:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.3.8 Epic self-own from obnoxious man https://www.toksick.com/2021/05/30/epic-self-own-from-obnoxious-man/ https://www.toksick.com/2021/05/30/epic-self-own-from-obnoxious-man/#comments Sun, 30 May 2021 14:00:14 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=12287 Somebody is having trouble pleasing his hetero female partners in bed lol . . .

Two years ago today, one of the biggest self-owns in Twitter history. He deleted his account after:

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]]> https://www.toksick.com/2021/05/30/epic-self-own-from-obnoxious-man/feed/ 10 Anyone who hates local news will love this . . . https://www.toksick.com/2017/06/29/anyone-who-hates-local-news-will-love-this/ https://www.toksick.com/2017/06/29/anyone-who-hates-local-news-will-love-this/#comments Thu, 29 Jun 2017 16:26:05 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=12115 The kid basically destroys this poor sap reporter . . .

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2017/06/29/anyone-who-hates-local-news-will-love-this/feed/ 1 Dumb Donald Trump and his sexy wife Melania https://www.toksick.com/2015/10/04/dumb-donald-trump-and-his-sexy-wife-melania/ https://www.toksick.com/2015/10/04/dumb-donald-trump-and-his-sexy-wife-melania/#comments Sun, 04 Oct 2015 16:15:54 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=11048

This is a pretty hilarious spoof video of Donald Trump and his hot, foerign wife Melania on SNL as they kick of the new season. They nailed it pretty well, with The Donald’s insults, hypocrisy and stupidity in the awesome video.

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2015/10/04/dumb-donald-trump-and-his-sexy-wife-melania/feed/ 1 Congratulations to Miss America Nina Davuluri https://www.toksick.com/2013/09/16/congratulations-to-miss-america-nina-davuluri/ https://www.toksick.com/2013/09/16/congratulations-to-miss-america-nina-davuluri/#comments Mon, 16 Sep 2013 20:53:04 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10859 Here’s the beautiful Nina Davuluri from her Twiiter account. Unfortunately, there were a ton of idiots on Twitter making racial comments about this Indian-American beauty. Some of the more idiotic tweets called her an Arab or a terrorist.

Fortunately, Buzzfeed called out some of the asinine tweets.

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2013/09/16/congratulations-to-miss-america-nina-davuluri/feed/ 1 Weiner campaign lashes out at Olivia Nuzzi https://www.toksick.com/2013/07/30/weiner-campaign-lashes-out-at-olivia-nuzzi/ Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:32:42 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10831 Olivia Nuzzi is a gorgeous blonde (see below) who worked as an intern for the flailing Anthony Weiner campaign. She wrote an article explaining how many Weiner staffers were more concerned about making connections with Huma Abedin and thus the inevitable Hillary Clinton campaign than helping Anthony Weiner. Then the Weiner campaign responded, and the results were not pretty.

You can follow Olivia on Twitter here. I think it’s safe to say that every cable TV producer in the country is trying to book her for an appearance. We can only hope . . . .

]]> Sydney Leathers dishes on Anthony Weiner https://www.toksick.com/2013/07/30/sydney-leathers-dishes-on-anthony-weiner/ https://www.toksick.com/2013/07/30/sydney-leathers-dishes-on-anthony-weiner/#comments Tue, 30 Jul 2013 20:11:07 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10828 She said he was a “needy little bitch.” In other news, Weiner’s poll numbers are plummeting.

Naturally, she’s considering a career in porn . . .

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2013/07/30/sydney-leathers-dishes-on-anthony-weiner/feed/ 1 The Most Ridiculous Comic Book Resurrections https://www.toksick.com/2012/06/28/the-most-ridiculous-comic-book-resurrections/ https://www.toksick.com/2012/06/28/the-most-ridiculous-comic-book-resurrections/#comments Thu, 28 Jun 2012 06:01:41 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10679 For superheroes, returns to the world of the living range from triumphant to shockingly dumb to outright ridiculous. Here are the 7 most ridiculous resurrections in comic book history.
Superman

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2012/06/28/the-most-ridiculous-comic-book-resurrections/feed/ 1 *SMH* https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/30/smh/ https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/30/smh/#comments Wed, 30 May 2012 07:46:06 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10572 cartoon

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/30/smh/feed/ 1 IT Tech Achievements UNLOCKED https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/23/it-tech-achievements-unlocked/ Thu, 24 May 2012 03:10:05 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10530 If only this hilarious list was on a wall poster so that you could proudly display your achievements as you tick them all off.
IT Achievements

]]> Conan & Letterman Diss Leno https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/21/conan-letterman-diss-leno/ Tue, 22 May 2012 01:53:44 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10513

Well not exactly…they mostly embarrass themselves. Get a life. Hey Dave, it’s not like he was caught f*cking around on his wife by sticking it to his female staff or something disgusting like that.

Conan got a $30 million severance package -not like he can’t feed his family anymore. Try being an autoworker whose plant has closed.

]]> 8 Mother’s Day Cards https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/14/8-mothers-day-cards/ https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/14/8-mothers-day-cards/#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 14:16:09 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10480 ..for remarkable mothers!
tanning bed mom

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]]> https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/14/the-decider/feed/ 1 100 Great Nicolas Cage Film Quotes https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/24/100-great-nicolas-cage-film-quotes/ https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/24/100-great-nicolas-cage-film-quotes/#comments Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:14:33 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10379

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/24/100-great-nicolas-cage-film-quotes/feed/ 1 Skippy’s List https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/05/skippys-list/ https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/05/skippys-list/#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 21:39:52 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10313 The 213 things Skippy is actually no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.
Intro to Skippy’s List. Hilarious.

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/05/skippys-list/feed/ 4 Chevy’s Cheesed https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/04/10419/ https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/04/10419/#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:17:45 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10419

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2012/04/04/10419/feed/ 1 Buh Bye https://www.toksick.com/2012/03/15/buh-bye/ https://www.toksick.com/2012/03/15/buh-bye/#comments Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:19:43 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10194 Is Conservative talk radio on the way out of fashion?
Glen Rush & Friends

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2012/03/15/buh-bye/feed/ 1 Skippable Video Game Content https://www.toksick.com/2012/02/27/skippable-video-game-content/ https://www.toksick.com/2012/02/27/skippable-video-game-content/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 04:50:34 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=10116

It has been long established that video games which do not allow you to skip non-interactive video segments can be very frustrating to game players. It now seems that the video game industry is ready to take this a step further, by allowing game players to skip gameplay.

How much freakin’ lazier can you people get? You don’t get off your backsides to get outdoors and now you want to not play game content that is “tooo harrrrrrd”. Hey I got an idea. Why don’t you pay me and I will play the game for you..on my computer. Don’t worry, I’ll send you the results. πŸ˜‰

]]> https://www.toksick.com/2012/02/27/skippable-video-game-content/feed/ 4 Starbuck’s Rant https://www.toksick.com/2012/01/09/starbucks-rant/ Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:11:21 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=9822 This Starbucks rant got this guy fired. I’m not sure why– Starbucks seems to love playing and selling singer/songwriters’ music. I guess it was the non-stop insults to their customers they found off-putting.
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]]> We Agree, It’s Your Fault https://www.toksick.com/2011/09/16/we-agree/ Fri, 16 Sep 2011 09:59:05 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=9124 It IS your fault. Both of you.
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