Jokes – TokSick

Kevin Pollak shows off his impressions on The Tonight Show

Bluto — Thu, 23 Apr 2020 18:23:20 +0000

Here’s a young Kevin Pollak showing off some great celebrity impressions on The Tonight Show, including Woody Allen, William Shatner and Columbo. Johnny Carson was impressed . . .

Hilarious Fail Compilation

Yendi — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 08:04:53 +0000

Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 1

Yendi — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 08:41:49 +0000

Cosplay creatures run amok and terrorize a trailer park outside of San Diego during Comic-Con International. Can our heroes save the day (and themselves) or will they get eaten alive by a nightmare menagerie of bad guys? Starring Zac Levi, Adam Baldwin, Joel Moore, Jason Biggs, and Aly Michalka. Stay tuned for new episodes leading up to Nerd Machine HQ www.break.com/nerdhq live from San Diego 7-12-7/15.

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The Most Ridiculous Comic Book Resurrections

Yendi — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 06:01:41 +0000

For superheroes, returns to the world of the living range from triumphant to shockingly dumb to outright ridiculous. Here are the 7 most ridiculous resurrections in comic book history.

Shades of Gilbert Doing Grey

Yendi — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 04:52:04 +0000

Ladies, and gentlemen that want a good guffaw, it is my extremely painful duty(pardon the wordplay – but it was intentional) to inform you that Gilbert Gottfried has been signed as the celebrity voice for the audio version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Arrrghhhh, don’t even listen it will ruin the books for you forever!! Ok, go ahead..but I warned you. *sob*

Ok and for those three of you who don’t even recognize the title of the book, it is basically a Harlequin romance style book with a few ‘spanky’ moments tossed in to make it appear that the book is about bdsm. In reality it appears to be written by a woman who normally writes cheesy romance books and decided to throw a few naughty sex words in. Then, after doing her reading homework, she scrawls the trilogy causing bored housewives across America think they want spanked.

Zombie Bullets Selling Out

Yendi — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:57:09 +0000

Earlier this month, the term “zombie apocalypse” began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people’s fears with an official statement.

So why then are sales of “zombie bullets” on the rise? Clever marketing. Even the CDC(Center for Disease Control & Prevention) is getting in on the act. Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic Buy your t-shirt here. Oh and, in case you are away from home, here is the android app.

Nap Time!

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 03:28:06 +0000

Will Ignore & Disdain You For Food

Yendi — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 07:17:30 +0000

RIP Richard Dawson

Yendi — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 06:32:12 +0000

Richard can’t stop laughing.

Contestant does not understand that Richard is asking for a type of question where you might lie when giving the answer. Example: When someone asks how old are you. The families do not want to listen to Richard and keep shouting out numbers.

Alive FTW

Yendi — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 05:27:52 +0000

Don’t Go Pee Without A Password

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:28:53 +0000

This girl left her computer unattended for just a little bit, for long enough for some clever coworkers to rig it to play adult content as loud as it could without being stopped. Watch her embarrassment:

Revenge Websites

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 05:14:05 +0000

A new, and potentially hilarious, trend these days is ‘revenge websites’ that offer to help you get anonymous harmless or harmful (you choose)revenge on the ex that hurt you, the neighbor that annoys you, or the boss that torments you.
Services offered range from fake photos, disguised caller IDs, delayed emails with fake names that you select so that you can establish an alibi. Other services include “nuisance” anonymous calls that wake them in the middle of the night. You can buy a ten-pack for the low low price of $29.97! How about hiding your IP address and posting embarrassing photos of your ex? Perhaps list him on a gay website(if he is straight) or post him on a Christian celibacy site (if he is gay).

Granted, if you are busted, you face legal or civil difficulties.

Personally, if you need to spend this much time and effort on punishing someone, instead of just getting the hell out of there, perhaps your money would be better spent on therapy. Just sayin’…

SMH

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 07:46:06 +0000

IT Tech Achievements UNLOCKED

Yendi — Thu, 24 May 2012 03:10:05 +0000

If only this hilarious list was on a wall poster so that you could proudly display your achievements as you tick them all off.

Me: Blue Hair You: Red Mohawk Us: Created Child At Megadeath Concert

Yendi — Thu, 24 May 2012 02:21:43 +0000

..or so the Craig’s List post basically went.

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”

Turns out: it was a mostly harmless hoax.

Fictional Characters With ADD

Yendi — Tue, 22 May 2012 02:45:45 +0000

Famous fictional characters that appear to have had a few attention/hyperactivity issues!

Silly & Suggestive Restaurant Names

Yendi — Sun, 20 May 2012 07:54:13 +0000

Crappy Parents

Yendi — Sun, 20 May 2012 03:04:05 +0000

Just when you thought Your folks were the worst….oh and umm sorry if yours are pictured here

The Decider!

Yendi — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:02:38 +0000

Send Them Outside FFS!

Yendi — Fri, 04 May 2012 14:52:05 +0000

Parental fail. Try sending them outside without their electronics…observe the confusion.