No Shit – TokSick

Another one bites the dust . . .

Bluto — Sat, 25 Oct 2025 19:30:23 +0000

The real reason you watch HBO . . .

Bluto — Sat, 14 Sep 2013 15:22:42 +0000

This is hilarious!

‘Dessert’ With Breakfast Boosts Weight Loss: Study

Yendi — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 04:05:07 +0000

Starting your morning with a high-protein food and a “dessert” — such as a doughnut or a slice of cake — may help you lose weight and keep it off, a new study suggests. True? Who can say? But, I am willing to volunteer to test that theory!

Rooting For The Bear

Yendi — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 07:34:13 +0000

Fucking moron. I’m seriously rooting for the bear to turn around and rip a limb off. Asshole.

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How Theaters SHOULD Be Designed

Yendi — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 07:26:39 +0000

One Minute, Seven Seconds

Yendi — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 08:37:27 +0000

..of watching Kate’s boobs bounce.

That wasn;t enough so we found even more!

Shades of Gilbert Doing Grey

Yendi — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 04:52:04 +0000

Ladies, and gentlemen that want a good guffaw, it is my extremely painful duty(pardon the wordplay – but it was intentional) to inform you that Gilbert Gottfried has been signed as the celebrity voice for the audio version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Arrrghhhh, don’t even listen it will ruin the books for you forever!! Ok, go ahead..but I warned you. *sob*

Ok and for those three of you who don’t even recognize the title of the book, it is basically a Harlequin romance style book with a few ‘spanky’ moments tossed in to make it appear that the book is about bdsm. In reality it appears to be written by a woman who normally writes cheesy romance books and decided to throw a few naughty sex words in. Then, after doing her reading homework, she scrawls the trilogy causing bored housewives across America think they want spanked.

Zombie Bullets Selling Out

Yendi — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:57:09 +0000

Earlier this month, the term “zombie apocalypse” began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people’s fears with an official statement.

So why then are sales of “zombie bullets” on the rise? Clever marketing. Even the CDC(Center for Disease Control & Prevention) is getting in on the act. Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic Buy your t-shirt here. Oh and, in case you are away from home, here is the android app.

Freaky Horror Movie Quotes

Yendi — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:00:48 +0000

The top 100 greatest horror movie quotes. shivers

Shin Kicking Fun

Yendi — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 10:01:59 +0000

Oh No, Not MY Store Again

Yendi — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 06:28:40 +0000

Shop owner, after being robbed three times previously, is prepared for thieves this time.

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Phasers On STUN

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:43:39 +0000

Guy Builds A Star Trek Phaser – Watch More Funny Videos

Django Unchained – Official Trailer

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 05:49:26 +0000

Quentin Tarantino’s doing a western. What?? Synopsis: With the help of his mentor, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner. Check out the trailer.

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Nap Time!

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 03:28:06 +0000

Anticipation:Over

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:55:18 +0000

All the big bucks to send your braniac little darling to MIT and what does he come up with? I’ll tell you what: A super slick ketchup bottle.
Kripa Varanasi and his students at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology set out to develop a new kind of slippery coating that would help de-ice planes, or keep water droplets from sticking to steam turbines in power plants.
Never you mind that Professor; me & my super-size fries thank you.

Bear Eats Murderer

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 06:40:48 +0000

A bear ate the corpse of a convicted killer in a wooded area of Canada, according to authorities. The mauled body of Rory Nelson Wagner, 53, was found in a rural area in southern British Columbia on Wednesday evening, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.

The police believe that the bear (not Yogi) dragged the already dead corpse of Wagner out of his vehicle for his pic-ci-nic lunch. Alcohol & drug paraphernalia was found in the car.

Wagner and two other people were charged with the 1993 killing of a man they thought had sexually assaulted a relative, CNN affiliate CTV reported. The man they killed was found not guilty of sexual assault charges, according to the affiliate. Wagner was convicted for the murder, but he had been on parole.

In an ironic twist of fate, the bear also may be shot & killed now that he has developed a taste for human.

Revenge Websites

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 05:14:05 +0000

A new, and potentially hilarious, trend these days is ‘revenge websites’ that offer to help you get anonymous harmless or harmful (you choose)revenge on the ex that hurt you, the neighbor that annoys you, or the boss that torments you.
Services offered range from fake photos, disguised caller IDs, delayed emails with fake names that you select so that you can establish an alibi. Other services include “nuisance” anonymous calls that wake them in the middle of the night. You can buy a ten-pack for the low low price of $29.97! How about hiding your IP address and posting embarrassing photos of your ex? Perhaps list him on a gay website(if he is straight) or post him on a Christian celibacy site (if he is gay).

Granted, if you are busted, you face legal or civil difficulties.

Personally, if you need to spend this much time and effort on punishing someone, instead of just getting the hell out of there, perhaps your money would be better spent on therapy. Just sayin’…

Key Words To Avoid Using Online

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:58:43 +0000

..if you do not want the U.S. government spying on you.
A list of keywords used by government analysts to scour the internet for evidence of threats to the U.S. has been released under the Freedom of Information Act. The words are included in the department’s 2011 ‘Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘ used by workers at their National Operations Center which instructs workers to identify ‘media reports that reflect adversely on DHS and response activities’. The Agency insists it only looks for evidence of genuine threats to the U.S. and not for signs of general dissent. *phew* I imagine we piss them off almost daily here at TokSick

Turn OFF Your PC

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 05:01:41 +0000

..after you have read the latest TokSick of course! Check out the cost of leaving your PC on/leaving the PC on but monitor off/switching the entire system off.

Florida Zombie?

Yendi — Tue, 29 May 2012 07:01:42 +0000

A naked Floridan man was shot (six times) dead by police for not halting his assault upon another man’s face. He apparently chewed off the victim’s face.
Photos of chewer and chewee?