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Daughter Un-Friends Parents

Teenager un-friends her parents on FB and then writes a long whiny rant about how hard she has it. Dad repairs her laptop and finds the rant. Dad takes action and puts her computer down with eight rounds from his .45 pistol.
Apparently this young lady didn’t know my daughter – who had TWO pages. One that was for the family to see and one for her friends 😉 Silly girl.

Females Store Sperm For Decades

According to Dr. Klaus Reinhardt from the University of Sheffield U.K.,they found that females do this by lowering the metabolic rate of sperm, so it can survive in their bodies almost indefinitely.
In one extreme example, biologists have shown that queen ants fertilise their eggs with sperm they’ve stored for up to 30 years. Normally, once it’s outside the male’s body, it doesn’t survive for long. The findings could explain why, in reproductive medicine, sperm samples aren’t necessarily the best way to predict if someone can father children or not.

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