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		<title>Now this is embarrassing . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2021 21:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[An 80-year-old could have done this better . . . This guy nearly won a new car in East Lansing. Almost made the field goal. pic.twitter.com/BY8ngJvoje &#8212; Matt Schick (@ESPN_Schick) September 26, 2021]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An 80-year-old could have done this better . . .</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This guy nearly won a new car in East Lansing. Almost made the field goal. <a href="https://t.co/BY8ngJvoje">pic.twitter.com/BY8ngJvoje</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Matt Schick (@ESPN_Schick) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPN_Schick/status/1441942691361837056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 26, 2021</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Why women live longer than men</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2019 01:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Another idiot lol . . . Why women live longer than men. pic.twitter.com/zwnfuRJBC3 &#8212; Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) February 22, 2019]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another idiot lol . . . </p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why women live longer than men. <a href="https://t.co/zwnfuRJBC3">pic.twitter.com/zwnfuRJBC3</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Darwin Award <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f51e.png" alt="🔞" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> (@AwardsDarwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/1098942738773565440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 22, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Girl vs champagne bottle</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2019 16:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This doesn&#8217;t end well 🙂 Hold my beer while I open this champagne. pic.twitter.com/VKqIUQB5Zm &#8212; Hold My Beer (@holdmyale) January 2, 2019]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This doesn&#8217;t end well <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f642.png" alt="🙂" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hold my beer while I open this champagne. <a href="https://t.co/VKqIUQB5Zm">pic.twitter.com/VKqIUQB5Zm</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Hold My Beer (@holdmyale) <a href="https://twitter.com/holdmyale/status/1080495517648461824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 2, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>She must have a thick skull!</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2017/11/03/she-must-have-a-thick-skull/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 15:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Holy crap, that&#8217;s one crazy chick lol . . . Saturday&#39;s Play of the Day: &#34;Maryland Girl Smashes Beer Can Against Head &#38; Chugs It, Becomes America’s Sweetheart&#34; 🍻 pic.twitter.com/rwduNjGbFX &#8212; College Sports Only (@OfficialCSO) September 24, 2017]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy crap, that&#8217;s one crazy chick lol . . .</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Saturday&#39;s Play of the Day: &quot;Maryland Girl Smashes Beer Can Against Head &amp; Chugs It, Becomes America’s Sweetheart&quot; <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f37b.png" alt="🍻" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> <a href="https://t.co/rwduNjGbFX">pic.twitter.com/rwduNjGbFX</a></p>
<p>&mdash; College Sports Only (@OfficialCSO) <a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialCSO/status/911944794443743232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 24, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t play with fire!</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2017/10/27/dont-play-with-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2017 02:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Idiots . . . How dumb do you have to be to think that was going to end well? pic.twitter.com/fZrTB8pOpM &#8212; Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) October 19, 2017]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Idiots . . . </p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">How dumb do you have to be to think that was going to end well? <a href="https://t.co/fZrTB8pOpM">pic.twitter.com/fZrTB8pOpM</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Darwin Award <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f51e.png" alt="🔞" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> (@AwardsDarwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/920938746866012160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 19, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>This had to hurt . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2017 13:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The funniest thing about this video is how this clown tries to act cool before attempting this &#8220;dive&#8221; . . . Hold my beer while I show off my diving skills. pic.twitter.com/QURz0SFYV6 &#8212; Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) August 31, 2017]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The funniest thing about this video is how this clown tries to act cool before attempting this &#8220;dive&#8221; . . .</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hold my beer while I show off my diving skills.  <a href="https://t.co/QURz0SFYV6">pic.twitter.com/QURz0SFYV6</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Darwin Award <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f51e.png" alt="🔞" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> (@AwardsDarwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/903240863953952768">August 31, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Good dog . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2017 18:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Haha!! I can&#39;t stop laughing 😂 pic.twitter.com/gcs5PkjOeL &#8212; Nature is Amazing 🌴 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) August 27, 2017]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha!!</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I can&#39;t stop laughing <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f602.png" alt="😂" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> <a href="https://t.co/gcs5PkjOeL">pic.twitter.com/gcs5PkjOeL</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Nature is Amazing <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f334.png" alt="🌴" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> (@AMAZlNGNATURE) <a href="https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/901830680467738624">August 27, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Anyone who hates local news will love this . . .</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2017/06/29/anyone-who-hates-local-news-will-love-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2017 16:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The kid basically destroys this poor sap reporter . . . Absolutely owned pic.twitter.com/UiPl4uIlAh &#8212; joe 🌹 (@goulcher) June 29, 2017]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The kid basically destroys this poor sap reporter . . .</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Absolutely owned <a href="https://t.co/UiPl4uIlAh">pic.twitter.com/UiPl4uIlAh</a></p>
<p>&mdash; joe <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f339.png" alt="🌹" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> (@goulcher) <a href="https://twitter.com/goulcher/status/880350872663977984">June 29, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Many share this sentiment . . .</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2017/01/23/many-share-this-sentiment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2017 23:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Yikes!! Melania can only fake it so long with The Donald lol . . . I can’t stop staring at the gif https://t.co/LqHMmFOVyp pic.twitter.com/CSGxT2eRS4 &#8212; Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) January 23, 2017]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yikes!! Melania can only fake it so long with The Donald lol . . . </p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I can’t stop staring at the gif <a href="https://t.co/LqHMmFOVyp">https://t.co/LqHMmFOVyp</a> <a href="https://t.co/CSGxT2eRS4">pic.twitter.com/CSGxT2eRS4</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/823670211371028481">January 23, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t try this at home lol</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bluto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2017 00:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Try to be too cool on your boat . . . A perfect summary of what the Giants were doing on that last play pic.twitter.com/eVfysjWeRx &#8212; Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) January 9, 2017]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try to be too cool on your boat . . . </p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">A perfect summary of what the Giants were doing on that last play <a href="https://t.co/eVfysjWeRx">pic.twitter.com/eVfysjWeRx</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) <a href="https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/status/818254559881654274">January 9, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Creepy Donald Trump gets turned away by daughter Tiffany</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2016 04:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This is hilarious. Tiffany Trump won&#8217;t let The Donald kiss her following tonight&#8217;s debate. Whoa, this video of @TiffanyATrump dodging a kiss from her dad pic.twitter.com/M6Q1lydV3G &#8212; Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) October 10, 2016]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is hilarious. Tiffany Trump won&#8217;t let The Donald kiss her following tonight&#8217;s debate.</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Whoa, this video of <a href="https://twitter.com/TiffanyATrump">@TiffanyATrump</a> dodging a kiss from her dad <a href="https://t.co/M6Q1lydV3G">pic.twitter.com/M6Q1lydV3G</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) <a href="https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/785332414054825984">October 10, 2016</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Idiot tries to break world record</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Dec 2013 15:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Pain can be very funny.]]></description>
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		<title>Weiner campaign lashes out at Olivia Nuzzi</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bluto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Olivia Nuzzi is a gorgeous blonde (see below) who worked as an intern for the flailing Anthony Weiner campaign. She wrote an article explaining how many Weiner staffers were more concerned about making connections with Huma Abedin and thus the inevitable Hillary Clinton campaign than helping Anthony Weiner. Then the Weiner campaign responded, and the [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Olivia Nuzzi is a gorgeous blonde (see below) who worked as an intern for the flailing Anthony Weiner campaign. She wrote an <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/intern-reveals-reasons-joining-weiner-campaign-article-1.1412272" target="_blank" rel="noopener">article</a> explaining how many Weiner staffers were more concerned about making connections with Huma Abedin and thus the inevitable Hillary Clinton campaign than helping Anthony Weiner. Then the Weiner campaign responded, and the results were <a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/07/top-weiner-aide-trashes-intern.php" target="_blank" rel="noopener">not pretty</a>.</p>
<p>You can follow Olivia on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi" target="_blank" rel="noopener">here</a>. I think it&#8217;s safe to say that every cable TV producer in the country is trying to book her for an appearance. We can only hope . . . .</p>
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<p>Happy birthday to my favorite twins <a href="https://twitter.com/twinkies23">@twinkies23</a> <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f478.png" alt="👸" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f478.png" alt="👸" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f478.png" alt="👸" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png" alt="🇺🇸" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> <a href="http://t.co/i5i0eYwsf2">pic.twitter.com/i5i0eYwsf2</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/statuses/328357552050040832">April 28, 2013</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>Happy birthday to my best friend Lauren and to Hitler. <a href="http://t.co/t3OV3Rt2Di">pic.twitter.com/t3OV3Rt2Di</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/statuses/325750641475600384">April 20, 2013</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>Swedish triplets <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23FiscalCliff&amp;src=hash">#FiscalCliff</a> <a href="http://t.co/O2jF2PyC">pic.twitter.com/O2jF2PyC</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/statuses/302675908974751744">February 16, 2013</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Sydney Leathers dishes on Anthony Weiner</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bluto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2013 20:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[She said he was a &#8220;needy little bitch.&#8221; In other news, Weiner&#8217;s poll numbers are plummeting. Naturally, she&#8217;s considering a career in porn . . .]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She said he was a &#8220;needy little bitch.&#8221; In other news, Weiner&#8217;s poll numbers are plummeting.</p>
<p>Naturally, she&#8217;s considering a career in porn . . .</p>
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		<title>Bill Maher mocks undecided voters</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2012/09/22/bill-maher-mocks-undecided-voters/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bluto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 22:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Are you one of these low information voters?]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you one of these low information voters?</p>
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		<title>Pentecostal-Style &#8216;Dubstep&#8217;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2012 04:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hilarious Fail Compilation</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 08:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Zombie Bullets Selling Out</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2012/06/14/zombie-bullets-selling-out/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Earlier this month, the term &#8220;zombie apocalypse&#8221; began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people&#8217;s fears with an official statement. So why then are sales of [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Earlier this month, the term &#8220;zombie apocalypse&#8221; began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people&#8217;s fears with an official statement. </p></blockquote>
<p>So why then are sales of &#8220;zombie bullets&#8221; on the rise? <a href="http://www.hornady.com/store/Zombie-Max" target="_blank">Clever marketing</a>. Even the CDC(Center for Disease Control &#038; Prevention) is getting in on the act. <a href="http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/" target="_blank">Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic</a> <a href="http://www.cdcfoundation.org/zombies" target="_blank">Buy your t-shirt here</a>. Oh and, in case you are away from home, <a href="http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/_media/_MobileApp-chklist.htm" target="_blank">here is the android app</a>.<br />
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		<title>Freaky Horror Movie Quotes</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The top 100 greatest horror movie quotes. shivers]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The top 100 <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-100-greatest-horror-movie-quotes-of-all-time.php" target="_blank">greatest horror movie quotes</a>. <em>shivers</em><br />
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		<title>Shin Kicking Fun</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 10:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
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