Quotes – TokSick

Epic self-own from obnoxious man

Bluto — Sun, 30 May 2021 14:00:14 +0000

Somebody is having trouble pleasing his hetero female partners in bed lol . . .

Two years ago today, one of the biggest self-owns in Twitter history. He deleted his account after:

2011 Internet Memes

Yendi — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:23:12 +0000

50 Top Internet memes of last year…in case you missed them.

Jack Bauer approves

Bluto — Thu, 05 May 2011 15:26:39 +0000

“The world is a safer place.” That’s the Tweet we got from Kiefer Sutherland, aka Jack Bauer, when the news came out from President Obama that the US had finally killed Osama bin Laden.

Now, when will the new “24” movie come out?

Whups! I Really Meant Jackson, Not Sharpton

Yendi — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:14:10 +0000

Well ya know all you black activist Reverends all look alike and it’s darn confusing to us dumb, but-good-thing-I’m-Barbie-pretty airhead-newscasters. MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer screws up royally introducing the Reverend Jesse Jackson as: The Reverend Al Sharpton. Then, she tries to cover up and say her script read that way and that “..of course we all know who you are Reverend Jackson.”

Eddie Murphy inducted in Stand-up Comics Hall of Fame

Bluto — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:45:59 +0000

Bullz-Eye.com has annouced it’s 2009 class of five new inducties to its Stand-up Comics Hall of Fame. Eddie Murphy leads the class. See who else was inducted.

Classic Eddie:

Does anyone have a mother that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime. And fuck you up wherever she was aiming. So by the time I was like 10, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe.

God loves beer

Bluto — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:48:10 +0000

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

50 funniest Homer Simpson quotes

Bluto — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:14:42 +0000

Awesome list. Some examples:

“Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”