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		<title>The sex robots are coming!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2025 15:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Well, I guess they&#8217;re already here, though they obviously have a long way to go before becoming more realistic. That said, generative AI and robotics are progressing very fast, and these sex robots are only going to get better and better. We&#8217;re not here to judge lol, and we&#8217;re all for people exploring their kinks [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I guess they&#8217;re already here, though they obviously have a long way to go before becoming more realistic.</p>
<p>That said, generative AI and robotics are progressing very fast, and these sex robots are only going to get better and better.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re not here to judge lol, and we&#8217;re all for people exploring their kinks and fetishes, but for some people, particularly men, disconnecting from the real world can have some pretty bad consequences. Have your fun, but remember that real women are out there for real dating and real sex. Get your game on and go find them!</p>
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		<title>The Hot &#8211; Crazy Matrix &#8211; Dating Tips for Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2025 21:35:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[When you think about what made YouTube great, this video offers up a great example. The Hot &#8211; Crazy Matrix is one of the funniest videos I&#8217;ve seen on YouTube, and it was posted by some random dudes who came up with a brilliant and simple way to evluate women you might want to date.]]></description>
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<p>When you think about what made YouTube great, this video offers up a great example.</p>
<p>The Hot &#8211; Crazy Matrix is one of the funniest videos I&#8217;ve seen on YouTube, and it was posted by some random dudes who came up with a brilliant and simple way to evluate women you might want to date.</p>
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		<title>The wild Olivia Nuzzi story gets stranger</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bluto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2025 16:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s hot and (seemed to be) talented, but we&#8217;ve now learned that Olivia Nuzzi is quite the wild child as well. We know that all women have at least a little crazy in them. Some of course have a lot. And then there&#8217;s Olivia Nuzzi levels of crazy. Olivia seemed to have it all. She&#8217;s [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi.png"><img decoding="async" fetchpriority="high" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12470" src="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi.png" alt="" width="887" height="561" srcset="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi.png 887w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-300x190.png 300w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-768x486.png 768w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-676x428.png 676w" sizes="(max-width: 887px) 100vw, 887px" /></a></p>
<p>She&#8217;s hot and (seemed to be) talented, but we&#8217;ve now learned that Olivia Nuzzi is quite the wild child as well.</p>
<p>We know that all women have at least a little crazy in them. Some of course have a lot. And then there&#8217;s Olivia Nuzzi levels of crazy.</p>
<p>Olivia seemed to have it all. She&#8217;s hot and glamourous, and she had a killer political media job with <em>The New Yorker</em> that gave her access to the most powerful people in the world.&nbsp; She got her start and gained notoriety when she was an <a href="https://www.toksick.com/2013/07/30/weiner-campaign-lashes-out-at-olivia-nuzzi/">intern with the Anthony Weiner campaign</a>. Then it all began to unravel when she met crazy RFK Jr. Little did we know that this was just one of many wild relationships she had that could have derailed her career.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve learned a couple of things about Olivia. When she falls in love, she falls in love <em>hard</em>. Sort of like a Stage 5 Clinger type. She also has a thing for older men (which we have no problem with!) and she likes the sugar baby lifetyle (more on that later).</p>
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<p>Let&#8217;s go through some of the highlights of this story.</p>
<p>My favorite part goes back to <a href="https://x.com/EsotericCD/status/1990594692401291616">an old tweet from Olivia</a> about the Zoe Barnes character (played by Kate Mara) in &#8220;House of Cards.&#8221; Olivia self-righteously asks, &#8220;Why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources?&#8221; Now we&#8217;ll save that deeper conversation for another time (men and women both use sex to get ahead), but the hypocrisy here is <em>hilarious</em>! As we&#8217;ll see, Olivia doesn&#8217;t seem to be shy about falling in love with and/or sleeping with sources and others in her industry. Maybe she loves sex. That&#8217;s great! But don&#8217;t get on your high horse and then casually toss aside any journalistic ethics you pretend to have.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-tweet-about-Kate-Maras-character-in-House-of-Cards.png"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12474" src="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-tweet-about-Kate-Maras-character-in-House-of-Cards.png" alt="Olivia Nuzzi tweet about Kate Mara's character in House of Cards" width="1051" height="938" srcset="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-tweet-about-Kate-Maras-character-in-House-of-Cards.png 1051w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-tweet-about-Kate-Maras-character-in-House-of-Cards-300x268.png 300w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-tweet-about-Kate-Maras-character-in-House-of-Cards-1024x914.png 1024w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-tweet-about-Kate-Maras-character-in-House-of-Cards-768x685.png 768w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-tweet-about-Kate-Maras-character-in-House-of-Cards-676x603.png 676w" sizes="(max-width: 1051px) 100vw, 1051px" /></a></p>
<p>So last year, we found out that Olivia&#8217;s relationship with Ryan Lizza fell apart because she fell in love with RFK Jr. while covering his pathetic presidential campaign. RFK Jr. is a nut, but of course Olivia wrote a profile that was a little more flattering than one would expect from an unbiased journalist. When the inappropriate relationship came to light, Olivia lost her job at <em>The New Yorker</em> and basically left the public spotlight.</p>
<p>She only recently emerged again, as it was annouced that she was named with West Coast editor of <em>Vanity Fair</em> and announcing her new book about the RFK Jr. mess. All of this cause quite a stir, espcially when excerpts from the book were released . . . let&#8217;s just say the bizarre prose made her sound even crazier.</p>
<p>But that was just the start, as Ryan Lizza wasn&#8217;t about to stay quiet. He released a bombshell story on his new <a href="https://substack.com/@ryanlizza">Substack</a> reounting how he found out about the affair, but with a twist . . . he revealed another affair from 2020 when Olivia fell in love with <em>Mark Sanford</em> after doing a profile on <em>him</em>!! A side note in this story also revealed how Olivia met Keith Olbermann when she was 18 and basically became his sugar baby (way to go Keith!!).</p>
<p>Jeff Blehar <a href="https://x.com/EsotericCD/status/1991725348422369648">summed up</a> how many in the Washington press world felt about this story:</p>
<p><a href="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-Jeff-Blehar.png"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12472" src="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-Jeff-Blehar.png" alt="Olivia Nuzzi-Jeff Blehar" width="1046" height="971" srcset="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-Jeff-Blehar.png 1046w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-Jeff-Blehar-300x278.png 300w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-Jeff-Blehar-1024x951.png 1024w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-Jeff-Blehar-768x713.png 768w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Olivia-Nuzzi-Jeff-Blehar-676x628.png 676w" sizes="(max-width: 1046px) 100vw, 1046px" /></a></p>
<p>Olivia has brought all this on herself. We have no issues with her hooking up with anyone, including older men. We <em>love</em> sugar babies. But she really stepped in it when she let these affairs get in the way of her career as a journalist. What a shame.</p>
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		<title>RGIII brags about his wife&#8217;s booty</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2021/06/23/rgiii-brags-about-his-wifes-booty/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bluto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2021 01:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[On the one hand, you really can&#8217;t blame him . . . look at her lol! I think we would all be proud if our wife&#8217;s booty looked like that while she was working out. Still, his comments on Twitter led to some serious ridicule on Twitter today . . .]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the one hand, you really can&#8217;t blame him . . . look at her lol! I think we would all be proud if our <a href="https://nypost.com/2021/06/24/what-do-robert-griffin-iiis-tweets-about-his-wife-mean/">wife&#8217;s booty looked like that</a> while she was working out. Still, his comments on Twitter led to some serious ridicule on Twitter today . . .</p>
<p><a href="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/RGIII-wife-video-screenshot.png"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12397" src="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/RGIII-wife-video-screenshot.png" alt="RGIII wife video screenshot" width="525" height="719" srcset="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/RGIII-wife-video-screenshot.png 525w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/RGIII-wife-video-screenshot-219x300.png 219w" sizes="(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px" /></a></p>
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		<title>Epic self-own from obnoxious man</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2021/05/30/epic-self-own-from-obnoxious-man/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bluto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2021 14:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Somebody is having trouble pleasing his hetero female partners in bed lol . . . Two years ago today, one of the biggest self-owns in Twitter history. He deleted his account after:]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody is having trouble pleasing his hetero female partners in bed lol . . .</p>
<p>Two years ago today, one of the biggest self-owns in Twitter history. He deleted his account after: </p>
<p><a href="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/self-own-Screenshot.png"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" src="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/self-own-Screenshot.png" alt="self-own Screenshot" width="983" height="757" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12399" srcset="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/self-own-Screenshot.png 983w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/self-own-Screenshot-300x231.png 300w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/self-own-Screenshot-768x591.png 768w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/self-own-Screenshot-676x521.png 676w" sizes="(max-width: 983px) 100vw, 983px" /></a></p>
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		<title>SNL roasts Joe and Mika</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bluto]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2017 13:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[SNL had a field day with Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski after they announced their engagement with a sketch that took on a hilariously creepy feel. Mika has always expressed love for Kate McKinnon&#8217;s talents, but I wonder how she feels now lol . . ..]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Joe-and-Mike-SNL.png"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" src="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Joe-and-Mike-SNL.png" alt="Joe and Mika SNL parody screenshot" width="1419" height="799" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12426" srcset="https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Joe-and-Mike-SNL.png 1419w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Joe-and-Mike-SNL-300x169.png 300w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Joe-and-Mike-SNL-1024x577.png 1024w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Joe-and-Mike-SNL-768x432.png 768w, https://www.toksick.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Joe-and-Mike-SNL-676x381.png 676w" sizes="(max-width: 1419px) 100vw, 1419px" /></a></p>
<p>SNL had a field day with Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski after they announced their engagement with a sketch that took on a hilariously creepy feel. Mika has always expressed love for Kate McKinnon&#8217;s talents, but I wonder how she feels now lol . . ..</p>
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		<title>Hilarious ad for bachelor party strippers</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2017/01/05/hilarious-ad-for-bachelor-party-strippers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2017 01:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This video is so damn cheesy and funny . . .]]></description>
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<p>This video is so damn cheesy and funny . . . </p>
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		<title>Fifty Shades of Steve Buscemi</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2015/02/13/fifty-shades-of-steve-buscemi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2015 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[With all this &#8220;Fifty Shades of Grey&#8221; hysteria this weekend, this spoof is priceless.]]></description>
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<p>With all this &#8220;Fifty Shades of Grey&#8221; hysteria this weekend, this spoof is priceless.</p>
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		<title>Kristen Bell likes big butts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Feb 2014 12:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Kristen Bell has a butt fetish and she&#8217;s not afraid to talk about it. We stumbled onto this great interview on Conan where sexy Kristen stars talking avout her own body first, explaining how she likes her own butt. She likes how it&#8217;s round and ample. We love it as well, and we remember that [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.bullz-eye.com/celebritybabes/kristen_bell.htm " target="_blank">Kristen Bell</a> has a butt fetish and she&#8217;s not afraid to talk about it. We stumbled onto this great interview on Conan where sexy Kristen stars talking avout her own body first, explaining how she likes her own butt. She likes how it&#8217;s round and ample. We love it as well, and we remember that <a href="http://www.celebrityteaser.com/2012/07/20/kristen-bell-dancing-in-her-underwear-from-house-of-lies/" target="_blank">Kristen was not shy about showing it off</a> in a classic scene on &#8220;<a href="http://www.sho.com/sho/house-of-lies/home" target="_blank">House of Lies</a>&#8221; where she did a sensual dance in her underwear in a hotel room.</p>
<p>Then she goes on to explain how she loves <a href="https://twitter.com/JLo" target="_blank">Jennifer Lopez</a>&#8216;s butt and how she works out hoping her butt can get even bigger like JLo&#8217;s. We knew Kristen was cool, but now we may be in love!</p>
<p>You can follow sexy <a href="https://twitter.com/IMKristenBell" target="_blank">Kristen Bell here on Twitter</a>. Look for her soon in the new Veronica Mars movie.</p>
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		<title>Chicks you meet in Miami</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jan 2014 15:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Miami is one of the best hookup cities you&#8217;ll run across. There are tons of tourists on vacation who are definitely in the mood, but the city also draws hotties from all over the place who want to live in this tropical playground. For guys that have game this place is just amazing. This article [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Miami is one of the best hookup cities you&#8217;ll run across. There are tons of tourists on vacation who are definitely in the mood, but the city also draws hotties from all over the place who want to live in this tropical playground. For guys that have game this place is just amazing. This <a href="http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2013/09/ts_ten_miami_girls_youve_proba.php" target="_blank">article</a> is hilarious as it gives a funny but very astute description of the 10 types of women you&#8217;ll run across in Miami. The ones we love the most are Miss College Chick, Miss AARP and Miss Miley Cyrus. We like them most because they&#8217;re the easiest. Browse through the list and you&#8217;ll learn something while you&#8217;re laughing. The main thing you&#8217;ll learn is that there are some serious hotties down there who will require some serious maintenance along with hits to your wallet. The young party girls are much easier to please and impress, and the older cougars are sometimes desperate for attention. We like going with the low-hanging fruit!</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re looking to replicate the Miami hookup experience you have to check out sites like <a href="http://www.xxxsexguides.com/" target="_blank">XXX Sex Guides</a> as there are tons of willing women who are just as intrigued with these kinds of experiences. The photo above is a barbie type we found on the web loking to hook up. Of course she&#8217;s looking for a sugar daddy but that doesn&#8217;t mean you can&#8217;t have a shot. She might fit into the tougher category, but after you read about the Miami girls you&#8217;ll see these same patterns showing up on the hookup sites. Look for the young party girls who will be more thrilled and impressed by a nice night out. They&#8217;re used to dealing with young losers who want to play video games all day. Also, the cougars have some serious sexual tension built up and can be very enthusiastic.</p>
<p>So if you can make to to Miami, have fun navigating through the different types of hotties you&#8217;ll find. But if you can&#8217;t, you can find a lot of similar action on the web. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Jennifer Lawrence talks sex toys</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2013/12/19/jennifer-lawrence-talks-sex-toys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2013 13:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We love celebrities who feel free to talk about anything, and Jennifer Lawrence seems to fit into that category. Here she&#8217;s telling a funny story about a maid finding a bunch of gag gifts, which happened to be a bunch of butt plugs. Now even if she&#8217;s joking around, the sight of Jennifer Lawrence discussing [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We love celebrities who feel free to talk about anything, and Jennifer Lawrence seems to fit into that category. Here she&#8217;s telling a funny story about a maid finding a bunch of gag gifts, which happened to be a bunch of butt plugs. Now even if she&#8217;s joking around, the sight of Jennifer Lawrence discussing sex toys is immediately arousing. The smile on her face makes the whole thing that much more enjoyable. Still, she now has to understand that &#8220;Jennifer Lawrence butt plugs&#8221; will be a phrase trending on Google search.</p>
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		<title>Jennifer Love Hewitt discusses Happy Endings and massages</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Sep 2013 20:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re big fans of Jennifer Love Hewitt, and apparently so are tons of guys, as she&#8217;s constantly one of the most searched celebrities on MrSkin.com. Of course, the fact that she&#8217;s great at teasing with clothes like the low-cut dress she&#8217;s wearing in this video also generates plenty of attention. The fact that she hasn&#8217;t [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>We&#8217;re big fans of Jennifer Love Hewitt, and apparently so are tons of guys, as she&#8217;s constantly one of the most searched celebrities on <a href="http://join.mrskin.com/track/MTQ5MjI6Mzox/join/ccjoin.html" target="_blank">MrSkin.com</a>. Of course, the fact that she&#8217;s great at teasing with clothes like the low-cut dress she&#8217;s wearing in this video also generates plenty of attention. The fact that she hasn&#8217;t taken the plunge and gotten nude on screen drives her fans even more crazy looking for every glimpse of this sexy, thin celebrity with large natural boobs.</p>
<p>We stumbled onto this video where this sexy celebrity discussed a TV role which has her performing happy endings at the end of massages. Now that definitely got Conan&#8217;s attention, and you&#8217;ll love it as well. She definitely comes across as down-to-Earth, so now you have more scenarios to imagine with the lovely Jennifer.</p>
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		<title>The real reason you watch HBO . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Sep 2013 15:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This is hilarious!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is hilarious!</p>
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		<title>One Minute, Seven Seconds</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2012/06/27/one-minute-seven-seconds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 08:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[..of watching Kate&#8217;s boobs bounce. That wasn;t enough so we found even more!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>..of watching Kate&#8217;s boobs bounce.</p>
<p>That wasn;t enough so we found even more!</p>
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		<title>Shades of Gilbert Doing Grey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 04:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ladies, and gentlemen that want a good guffaw, it is my extremely painful duty(pardon the wordplay &#8211; but it was intentional) to inform you that Gilbert Gottfried has been signed as the celebrity voice for the audio version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Arrrghhhh, don&#8217;t even listen it will ruin the books for you forever!! [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ladies, <em>and gentlemen that want a good guffaw</em>, it is my extremely painful duty(pardon the wordplay &#8211; but it was intentional) to inform you that Gilbert Gottfried has been signed as the celebrity voice for the audio version of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Book-Trilogy/dp/B007R07BK8/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1340428268&#038;sr=1-1&#038;keywords=shades+of+grey+trilogy+audio+book" target="_blank">Fifty Shades of Grey</a>. Arrrghhhh, don&#8217;t even listen it will ruin the books for you forever!! Ok, go ahead..but I warned you. *sob*<br />
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Ok and for those three of you who don&#8217;t even recognize the title of the book, it is basically a <a href="http://www.harlequin.com/store.html?cid=227" target="_blank">Harlequin romance style</a> book with a few &#8216;spanky&#8217; moments tossed in to make it appear that the book is about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM" target="_blank">bdsm</a>. In reality it appears to be written by a woman who normally writes cheesy romance books and decided to throw a few naughty sex words in. Then, after doing her reading homework, she scrawls the trilogy causing bored housewives across America think they want spanked. <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/1f609.png" alt="😉" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
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		<title>Naked Artsy Shia LaBeouf</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2012 02:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[..in some artsy weird-ass crap. Two words: Man Scape. Start with that scraggly pony tail and work your way on downward Shia. If you can hang on five minutes or so, you can watch him magic marker some chick&#8217;s boobs. Shoot me. That was eight minutes and 32 seconds that I can never get back.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>..in some artsy weird-ass crap. Two words: Man Scape. Start with that scraggly pony tail and work your way on downward Shia.<br />
If you can hang on five minutes or so, you can watch him magic marker some chick&#8217;s boobs. Shoot me. <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/shia-labeouf-naked-full-frontal-sigur-ros-video-06-2012" target="_blank">That was eight minutes and 32 seconds that I can never get back.</a></p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Go Pee Without A Password</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This girl left her computer unattended for just a little bit, for long enough for some clever coworkers to rig it to play adult content as loud as it could without being stopped. Watch her embarrassment:]]></description>
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		<title>Revenge Websites</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 05:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A new, and potentially hilarious, trend these days is &#8216;revenge websites&#8217; that offer to help you get anonymous harmless or harmful (you choose)revenge on the ex that hurt you, the neighbor that annoys you, or the boss that torments you. Services offered range from fake photos, disguised caller IDs, delayed emails with fake names that [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new, and potentially hilarious, trend these days is &#8216;revenge websites&#8217; that offer to help you get anonymous harmless or harmful (you choose)revenge on the ex that hurt you, the neighbor that annoys you, or the boss that torments you.<br />
Services offered range from fake photos, disguised caller IDs, delayed emails with fake names that you select so that you can establish an alibi.  Other services include &#8220;nuisance&#8221; anonymous calls that wake them in the middle of the night. <a href="http://www.getrevengeonyourex.com/v2/main/how-to-get-revenge/nuisancecalls.php" target="_blank">You can buy a ten-pack for the low low price of $29.97</a>! How about hiding your IP address and posting embarrassing photos of your ex? Perhaps list him on a gay website(if he is straight) or post him on a Christian celibacy site (if he is gay). </p>
<p>Granted, if you are busted, you face legal or civil difficulties.</p>
<p>Personally, if you need to spend this much time and effort on punishing someone, instead of just getting the hell out of there, perhaps your money would be better spent on therapy. Just sayin&#8217;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Condom Tune</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 07:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Instant Revenge</title>
		<link>https://www.toksick.com/2012/05/28/instant-revenge/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 02:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
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