Sign of the Apocalypse – TokSick

Mar-a-Lago Face

Bluto — Sun, 18 Jan 2026 20:04:23 +0000

Don’t be afraid!!

We can’t help it, this is scary as hell . . . watch the video!

MAGA-obsessed AR-15-centric religious sect

Bluto — Sat, 29 May 2021 20:45:05 +0000

How far will the lunatic fringe go?

New:

A MAGA-obsessed, AR-15-centric religious sect has bought a sprawling compound in Texas, which it hopes will be a safe haven to "patriots" from what they believe is an imminent "deep state" war. The property was listed at just under $1 million.https://t.co/GIpbbk1VJ8

— Tess Owen (@misstessowen) May 27, 2021

Dumb and Dumber

Bluto — Wed, 20 Jan 2016 03:16:38 +0000

Donald Trump endorsed by Sarah Palin.

This vine by @dopeitstom pretty much sums up this day in politics. https://t.co/TVS4VQJYLf

— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) January 20, 2016

Pentecostal-Style ‘Dubstep’

Yendi — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 04:54:31 +0000

Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 1

Yendi — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 08:41:49 +0000

Cosplay creatures run amok and terrorize a trailer park outside of San Diego during Comic-Con International. Can our heroes save the day (and themselves) or will they get eaten alive by a nightmare menagerie of bad guys? Starring Zac Levi, Adam Baldwin, Joel Moore, Jason Biggs, and Aly Michalka. Stay tuned for new episodes leading up to Nerd Machine HQ www.break.com/nerdhq live from San Diego 7-12-7/15.

Nerd Machine: Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 1 – Watch More Funny Videos

Science Gets Burned By Prometheus

Yendi — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:28:37 +0000

Hollywood is interested in telling a story, and if scientific accuracy gets in the way, well, it’s getting run right over.

Zombie Bullets Selling Out

Yendi — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:57:09 +0000

Earlier this month, the term “zombie apocalypse” began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people’s fears with an official statement.

So why then are sales of “zombie bullets” on the rise? Clever marketing. Even the CDC(Center for Disease Control & Prevention) is getting in on the act. Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic Buy your t-shirt here. Oh and, in case you are away from home, here is the android app.

Freaky Horror Movie Quotes

Yendi — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:00:48 +0000

The top 100 greatest horror movie quotes. shivers

Recovered Harley To Be Used As Memorial

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 07:15:57 +0000

A Harley-Davidson that was swept out to sea during the Japanese earthquake and tsunami last March and then discovered over a year later in Canada will be used to memorialize the victims of the tragic event.
Harley-Davidson had initially offered to ship the bike back to Yokoyama, but the Japanese man who lost three members of his family and his home in the natural disaster requested it be preserved as a memorial and a reminder of the tragic event.

Key Words To Avoid Using Online

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:58:43 +0000

..if you do not want the U.S. government spying on you.
A list of keywords used by government analysts to scour the internet for evidence of threats to the U.S. has been released under the Freedom of Information Act. The words are included in the department’s 2011 ‘Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘ used by workers at their National Operations Center which instructs workers to identify ‘media reports that reflect adversely on DHS and response activities’. The Agency insists it only looks for evidence of genuine threats to the U.S. and not for signs of general dissent. *phew* I imagine we piss them off almost daily here at TokSick

Chest Another NY Day

Yendi — Sun, 20 May 2012 22:04:11 +0000

Moira Johnston, 29, drew a lot of attention during a topless protest yesterday(Saturday) in Union Square Park — and that’s exactly what the dancer wants.

Send Them Outside FFS!

Yendi — Fri, 04 May 2012 14:52:05 +0000

Parental fail. Try sending them outside without their electronics…observe the confusion.

Robotic Hookers

Yendi — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:03:25 +0000

Scientists in New Zealand say brothels staffed by robot prostitutes could be a reality by 2050.

The Last Of Us

Yendi — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:32:19 +0000

Just released photos of busts from the hotly anticipated PS3 platform’s “The Last of Us”, a survival action game premised on a population decimated by a modern plague. Horrifically, deliciously gross! Rated M for Mature.

Doomsday Scenarios Debunked By NASA

Yendi — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:54:10 +0000

Scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory have put out a new video to address false claims about the “Mayan apocalypse,” a non-event that some people believe will bring the world to an end on Dec. 21.
In the video, which was posted online Wednesday (Mar. 7), Don Yeomans, head of the Near-Earth Objects Program Office at NASA/JPL, explains away many of the most frequently cited doomsday scenarios.

Hardly Working

Yendi — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:01:54 +0000

Leaked photos protest. Hilarious.

Babycinos

Yendi — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 05:04:57 +0000

Get’em ~~hooked~~ started early on over-priced coffee house drinks.

Jesus Wept

Yendi — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:13:03 +0000

The real reason…

10 Zombie Films To Watch Before You Become One

Yendi — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:40:33 +0000

Like Cemetary Man!

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

Yendi — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:27:54 +0000

Liiiiike brain parasites!!