Technology – TokSick

The sex robots are coming!

Bluto — Wed, 31 Dec 2025 15:23:15 +0000

Well, I guess they’re already here, though they obviously have a long way to go before becoming more realistic.

That said, generative AI and robotics are progressing very fast, and these sex robots are only going to get better and better.

We’re not here to judge lol, and we’re all for people exploring their kinks and fetishes, but for some people, particularly men, disconnecting from the real world can have some pretty bad consequences. Have your fun, but remember that real women are out there for real dating and real sex. Get your game on and go find them!

Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 1

Yendi — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 08:41:49 +0000

Cosplay creatures run amok and terrorize a trailer park outside of San Diego during Comic-Con International. Can our heroes save the day (and themselves) or will they get eaten alive by a nightmare menagerie of bad guys? Starring Zac Levi, Adam Baldwin, Joel Moore, Jason Biggs, and Aly Michalka. Stay tuned for new episodes leading up to Nerd Machine HQ www.break.com/nerdhq live from San Diego 7-12-7/15.

Nerd Machine: Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 1 – Watch More Funny Videos

Barack Sings Bieber’s ‘Boyfriend’

Yendi — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 07:57:29 +0000

Science Gets Burned By Prometheus

Yendi — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:28:37 +0000

Hollywood is interested in telling a story, and if scientific accuracy gets in the way, well, it’s getting run right over.

Peek At MS Surface Tablet Offering

Yendi — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 04:14:36 +0000

A quick look at Microsoft’s competitive offerings in the iTablet field.

First look review:

Phasers On STUN

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:43:39 +0000

Guy Builds A Star Trek Phaser – Watch More Funny Videos

Consoles In The Cloud

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:19:17 +0000

Could games hardware soon be a thing of the past? Rumors have emerged that Sony was about to snap up a major gaming streaming service. Will PS4 even get released? What will that mean to MS’ Smartglass?

John Carmack’s Soon To Be $500 VR Headsets

Yendi — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 04:56:32 +0000

John Carmack has been building a virtual reality headset in his spare time. He’s showing it to people behind closed doors at this year’s E3, tucked away inside the Bethesda booth, and described it as “probably the best VR demo the world has ever seen.” Click here to watch the video demos.

The goggle screens completely cover your vision, meaning the only thing you can see are scary corridors and flying heads. Character movement works more traditionally however, with players using a controller to walk around and shoot, while the goggles function as a head-tracker. If it ever comes to market as a consumer product, or even if the maker kits are reasonably accessible, it sounds like the perfect thing for hardcore ArmA(armed assault) players or flight sim enthusiasts.

Anticipation:Over

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:55:18 +0000

All the big bucks to send your braniac little darling to MIT and what does he come up with? I’ll tell you what: A super slick ketchup bottle.
Kripa Varanasi and his students at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology set out to develop a new kind of slippery coating that would help de-ice planes, or keep water droplets from sticking to steam turbines in power plants.
Never you mind that Professor; me & my super-size fries thank you.

Don’t Go Pee Without A Password

Yendi — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 07:28:53 +0000

This girl left her computer unattended for just a little bit, for long enough for some clever coworkers to rig it to play adult content as loud as it could without being stopped. Watch her embarrassment:

Key Words To Avoid Using Online

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:58:43 +0000

..if you do not want the U.S. government spying on you.
A list of keywords used by government analysts to scour the internet for evidence of threats to the U.S. has been released under the Freedom of Information Act. The words are included in the department’s 2011 ‘Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘ used by workers at their National Operations Center which instructs workers to identify ‘media reports that reflect adversely on DHS and response activities’. The Agency insists it only looks for evidence of genuine threats to the U.S. and not for signs of general dissent. *phew* I imagine we piss them off almost daily here at TokSick

Turn OFF Your PC

Yendi — Wed, 30 May 2012 05:01:41 +0000

..after you have read the latest TokSick of course! Check out the cost of leaving your PC on/leaving the PC on but monitor off/switching the entire system off.

Makey Makey

Yendi — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:41:34 +0000

Make anything a computer key from the students at MIT.

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IT Tech Achievements UNLOCKED

Yendi — Thu, 24 May 2012 03:10:05 +0000

If only this hilarious list was on a wall poster so that you could proudly display your achievements as you tick them all off.

RL Cheat Codes

Yendi — Tue, 22 May 2012 04:11:51 +0000

Eric finds a mysterious phone in the parking lot, that can spawn real life(GTA IV-style)cheat codes! Sweet.

The Boob Room

Yendi — Mon, 21 May 2012 01:43:31 +0000

How To Buy ONE Share Of Facebook Stock

Yendi — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:50:55 +0000

Or, one share of Disney stock etc.. Sites like OneShare.com and GiveAShare.com target investors who want to own just one ceremonial share of a company’s stock.

Send Them Outside FFS!

Yendi — Fri, 04 May 2012 14:52:05 +0000

Parental fail. Try sending them outside without their electronics…observe the confusion.

Hashtag: #Partyallalone

Yendi — Fri, 04 May 2012 12:48:56 +0000

Check out this automated dorm room at UC Berkeley. BRAD: Berkeley Ridiculously Animated Dorm. Most of it is relatively tame but towards the end the ‘party mode’ is quite inventive. Too bad this kid appears to be one of the geeky sort who likely won’t use “romantic mode” and who will use ‘party mode’ all alone.

5 Directors

Yendi — Tue, 01 May 2012 17:17:31 +0000

..that should make a SCI-FI movie and why.