To many of us, kids are just a squishy bundle of preciousness that can’t even take a decent punch. If there’s anything super about them it’s their ability to produce a seemingly infinite amount of poop. But you only think this because, like most super geniuses, babies revel in deception because they answer to no god. Not unlike Clark Kent, babies everywhere managed to fool the world with their mild-mannered public persona, masking the amazing superpowers nearly all of them possess.