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		<title>7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The holidays are over. What else is there to focus upon? Zombie attacks!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The holidays are over. What else is there to focus upon? <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html?wa_user1=2&#038;wa_user2=Science&#038;wa_user3=article&#038;wa_user4=recommended" target="_blank">Zombie attacks</a>!<br />
<a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html?wa_user1=2&#038;wa_user2=Science&#038;wa_user3=article&#038;wa_user4=recommended" target="_blank"><img decoding="async" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/08/garden-zombie.jpg" alt="zombie" /></a></p>
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		<title>5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Liiiiike brain parasites!!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Liiiiike <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html?wa_user1=3&#038;wa_user2=Tech&#038;wa_user3=article&#038;wa_user4=recommended" target="_blank">brain parasites</a>!!</p>
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		<title>The 4 Worst Times To Be On The Internet</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 01:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I probably spend too much time on the Internet. It&#8217;s not a problem or anything. I can stop any time I want, I just won&#8217;t today, and probably not tomorrow, either. But I&#8217;m fine. Worst times to be on the internet!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I probably spend too much time on the Internet. It&#8217;s not a problem or anything. I can stop any time I want, I just won&#8217;t today, and probably not tomorrow, either. But I&#8217;m fine.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-worst-times-to-be-internet/" target="_blank">Worst times to be on the internet!</a></p>
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		<title>6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes..</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yendi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 07:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[..that are older than you think. What? You thought your generation invented depraved sex? 😉]]></description>
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