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		<title>Happy Festivus!!</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Seinfeld&#8217;s writer Dan O&#8217;Keefe&#8217;s real life &#8220;family holiday&#8221; played out in an episode with the Costanza family as the originators and the First Family of Festivus. Celebration tips.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seinfeld&#8217;s writer Dan O&#8217;Keefe&#8217;s real life &#8220;family holiday&#8221; played out in an episode with the Costanza family as the originators and <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/23/festivus-seinfeld-holiday_n_1168335.html" target="_blank">the First Family of Festivus</a>. <a href="http://festivusweb.com/" target="_blank">Celebration tips.</a></p>
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		<title>Happy Festivus, The Holiday For The Rest Of Us</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Have you put up your aluminum Festivus pole yet? Aired your grievances? Performed any feats of strength? Seen any readily explainable miracles yet? For those of you who are not Seinfeld fans, the explanation is here. A holiday celebrated by those frustrated with the commercialism and pressure of other December holidays.]]></description>
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<p>Have you put up your aluminum Festivus pole yet? Aired your grievances? Performed any feats of strength? Seen any readily explainable miracles yet? For those of you who are not Seinfeld fans, the explanation is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus" target="_blank" rel="noopener">here</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>A holiday celebrated by those frustrated with the commercialism and pressure of other December holidays.</p></blockquote>
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