Jessica Simpson – TokSick

Celebrities That Look Like Old Matresses

Yendi — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 03:45:05 +0000

Starting with Rihanna and ending with the Queen.

Is Jessica Fat?

Yendi — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 07:36:03 +0000

Never mind what the catty critics say. Let’s here from real men (or ladies).

Ok, I’m going to have to agree that the outfit looks hideous.

AskMen.com Top 99 Women 2009 Edition

DieselTrain — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:00:23 +0000

AskMen.com released its Top 99 Women for 2009 and as you could imagine, there are some smokin’ hot ladies that cracked the list.

Do yourself a favor and check out the entire list, but below are just a few of the broads that cracked the 99:

#10 Kate Beckinsale

#42 Angelina Jolie

#70 Jessica Simpson

Not that any of you are still paying attention to what I’m writing (I’m sure you’re already at Askmen checking out the rest of the list and if not, what the hell are you doing?), but just a couple of notes:

Kate Beckinsale = Underrated hottie.
Angelina Jolie = Scary hottie.
Jessica Simpson = Best body on the planet…hottie.
Gina Carano = Unknown hottie.

What are you still doing reading this? Go look at 99 hot women before I question your manhood!

Head to Askmen.com to check out their Top 99 Women of 2009 list.

Jessica Simpson’s got toe

DieselTrain — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:07:37 +0000

Jessica Simpson’s pants do the camel clutch – time to break out the Iron Shiek for that camel toe.

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