sex jokes – TokSick https://www.toksick.com Videos, Funny Pictures, Sports, Hot Babes, Beer, Celebrities Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:14:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.3.8 Bucket And Saucer Method https://www.toksick.com/2009/09/30/bucket-and-saucer-method/ Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:14:30 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=4495 Some women are gathered chatting and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says “We’re Catholic so we can’t use it.” The next woman says “I am too but we use the rhythm method.” The third woman says “We use the bucket and saucer method.” “What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?”, the others ask. “Well, I’m five foot eleven… and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him.”

]]> Great joke https://www.toksick.com/2009/02/18/great-joke/ Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:35:35 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=2800 An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “I’m telling everybody.”

Source: Unknown

]]> Inner Monologue https://www.toksick.com/2009/02/18/inner-monologue/ Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:25:53 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=2789 ..of a married guy..during sex.

]]> No, I Mean MY Cock! https://www.toksick.com/2008/07/17/no-i-mean-my-cock/ Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:28:58 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=1687 Clergyman loses his cock.

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