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		<title>Not Beijing; Smalltown, USA!</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[It Could Happen To Any Of Us. Un-fucking-believable. Sheriff knocks down the mayor&#8217;s kitchen door while his little mother-in-law is cooking pasta&#8230;shoots the dogs dead&#8230;in front of her&#8230;and handcuffs the mayor and his wife on the floor near the pools of dog blood. Why? Numbnuts decided that a mysterious package mailed to the wife was [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It Could Happen To Any Of Us.<br />
Un-fucking-believable. Sheriff knocks down the mayor&#8217;s kitchen door while his little mother-in-law is cooking pasta&#8230;shoots the dogs dead&#8230;<em>in front of her</em>&#8230;and handcuffs the mayor and his wife on the floor near the pools of dog blood. Why? <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/07/mayor.warrant/index.html?section=cnn_topstories&#038;eref=yahoo#cnnSTCVideo">Numbnuts</a> decided that a mysterious package mailed to the wife was her marijuana. Authorities later clear the family and state the package is part of a scheme where it is mailed to an unsuspecting victim&#8217;s house and surreptitiously intercepted without the homeowner even knowing. Oh, and, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/07/mayor.warrant/index.html?section=cnn_topstories&#038;eref=yahoo">damn shame about your dogs</a>.</p>
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