Star Wars action figure – TokSick https://www.toksick.com Videos, Funny Pictures, Sports, Hot Babes, Beer, Celebrities Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:59:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.3.8 Tribute To Jek Porkins aka Pilot Red Six https://www.toksick.com/2010/01/07/tribute-to-jek-porkins-aka-pilot-red-six/ Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:56:42 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=5240 What do you mean who? snatches your Star Wars fan club card and shreds it Uh huh, the rest of my geeky little friends know who this is. Only the first pilot to die whilst assaulting the Deathstar. (The Battle of Yavin). What, you still don’t believe me? Why I will have you know that not only does he have his own action figure but also his own fan cult following, T-shirt, song (by Yes Sensi) and more parodies than you can shake a light saber at!

Red Six, standing by.
I’m right with you Red Three.
I got a problem here.
I can hold it.
No, I’m all right.
Then his ship explodes, and he dies, a martyr for intergalactic freedom from the Empire.

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