stupid human tricks – TokSick https://www.toksick.com Videos, Funny Pictures, Sports, Hot Babes, Beer, Celebrities Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:09:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.3.8 Girl Eats Praying Mantis https://www.toksick.com/2011/08/20/girl-eats-praying-mantis/ Sun, 21 Aug 2011 02:13:09 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=8929 Oh, this is just gross.

]]> Tattoo Weenie https://www.toksick.com/2011/08/11/tattoo-weenie/ Thu, 11 Aug 2011 07:22:04 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=9019

]]> FB Status Change To: Indicted https://www.toksick.com/2011/05/12/fb-status-change-to-indicted/ Thu, 12 May 2011 19:56:02 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=8378

WIPE MY TEETH WITH HUNDEREDS(sic)

and other dumb comments made on FB after robbing bank.

]]> LOL Ladies Fall Down https://www.toksick.com/2011/04/15/lol-ladies-fall-down/ Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:09:14 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=8206 A compilation of gut-busters. Enjoy!

]]> Egg Trick https://www.toksick.com/2011/04/14/egg-trick/ Thu, 14 Apr 2011 06:57:46 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=8193
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]]> Bovine Choreography https://www.toksick.com/2010/07/24/bovine-choreography/ Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:19:28 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=6371 Just watch and see…

]]> Mustache Rides https://www.toksick.com/2010/07/23/mustache-rides/ Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:15:35 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=6358 ..brings a whole new meaning to the phrase.

]]> Beach Flip Planted https://www.toksick.com/2010/07/16/beach-flip-planted/ Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:54:02 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=6325

]]> Bring On The Ribs https://www.toksick.com/2010/05/13/bring-on-the-ribs/ Thu, 13 May 2010 05:03:57 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=5944 Guess who’s job it was to bring the grill to the tailgate party?
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]]> Drunks + Electricity = Bad (and hilarious) https://www.toksick.com/2010/05/05/drunks-electricity-bad/ Wed, 05 May 2010 12:40:05 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=5898 Drunken redneck stunned by 500,000 Volts. Then, even though there are actual burn marks on his legs, he says: “Did I look funny? *brief pause*
Let’s go for the neck!”

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]]> 2nd Bum Run https://www.toksick.com/2010/04/15/2nd-bum-run/ Thu, 15 Apr 2010 05:24:44 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=5810 I am unsure of the purpose actually..they do not appear to be saving baby seals or rainforests..or the enviroment..but they do seem to be enjoying it.

]]> Back Flop https://www.toksick.com/2010/02/18/back-flop/ Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:28:49 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=5480

]]> Big Slide! https://www.toksick.com/2010/02/03/big-slide/ Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:45:23 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=5366 Or big hoax? You decide. I say no way.

]]> Teenage Boys Are Stupid https://www.toksick.com/2010/01/26/teenage-boys-are-stupid/ Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:10:53 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=5325 Watch as two nerdy(read: gullible, horny & hopeless) boys allow two girls to punch each of them simultaneously.

]]> 20 Unforgettable PC Case Mods https://www.toksick.com/2009/12/09/20-unforgettable-pc-case-mods/ Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:47:50 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=5023 Unrealitymag.com offers up their top twenty coolest PC case mods.

]]> Human Wrecking Balls https://www.toksick.com/2009/11/11/human-wrecking-balls/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:04:03 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=4799 Just another day at the office..

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]]> Pissed on Piste https://www.toksick.com/2009/11/05/pissed-on-piste/ Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:49:17 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=4774 A friend just got back from a skiing trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody’s heart.
Conditions were perfect…12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over..the “Tell me when we’re having fun” kind of day.”
One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the misery did not go away.
If you’ve ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below doesn’t help matters. With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that since she was wearing an all-white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods and no one would even notice. He assured her, “The white will provide more than adequate camouflage.” So she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants and proceeded to do her thing.
If you’ve ever parked on the side of a slope, then you know there is a right way and wrong way to set your skis so you don’t move. Yup, you got it!!! She had them positioned the wrong way.
pissed on piste
Steep slopes are not forgiving…even during the most embarrassing moments. Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, out-of-control, racing through the trees, somehow missing all of them and onto another slope. Her derriere and the reverse side were still bare, her pants down around her knees, and she was picking was picking up speed all the while. She continued backwards, totally out-of-control, creating an unusual vista for the other skiers.
The woman skied all the way back under the lift and finally collided violently with a pylon. The bad news was that she broke her arm and was unable to pull up her ski pants. At long last her husband arrived, putting an end to her nudie show, then summoned the ski patrol. They transported her to the local hospital.
While in the emergency room, a man with an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers shortly after her arrival. “So, how’d you break your leg?” she asked, making small talk.
He smiled sheepishly. “It was the stupidest thing you ever saw,” he said. “I was riding up this ski lift and suddenly, I couldn’t believe my eyes! There was this crazy woman skiing backward, out-of-control, down the mountain, with her bare bottom hanging out of her pants. I leaned over to get a better look and fell out of the lift.” …he laughs.
“So..” he continues… “how’d you break your arm?”

]]> Yeehaww! https://www.toksick.com/2009/10/08/yeehaww/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:27:25 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=4566 Oh baby yeah..come by and pick me up! 😉

]]> Beer Pong Kings https://www.toksick.com/2009/10/07/beer-pong-kings/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:17:59 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=4552

]]> Even If You Could Do This.. https://www.toksick.com/2009/09/16/even-if-you-could-do-this/ Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:36:07 +0000 https://www.toksick.com/?p=4360 ..why would you want to?

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