Grocery Cart Jousting
..cuz what’s more fun on a Saturday night?
Ok so apparently a bunch of seniors are protesting a decision made by Fort Worth school district officials. Students who did not pass the mandatory TAKS test are not permitted to graduate. These students will be banned from walking across the graduation stage to receive diplomas. In a show of solidarity many students are now picketing. Check out the sign the student holds up. I am pretty certain back in my school the word “our” was spelled O-U-R not A-R-E. Hmm…wonder why that damn school board is objecting to these kids’ graduation.
But the more embarassing bit is Mom’s little speech afterward…from a “seventies” PSA.
Male monkeys will pay to see a picture of a female monkey’s bum.
and Teachers of Unnatural Sex Acts ..those damn Commies profiting from perversion (circa 1965).
..to get out of a drug charge! There’s a shocker. Then, she blogs about it and all hell breaks loose down at ye old station house.
Super Model Tyra banks squeezes (American Idol’s) Katherine McPhee’s breasts. On television. Really.
American Idol’s finalist Blake Lewis has nothing on this talented song bird.
“New Rule: You can’t send the National Guard to Iraq and then claim it’s still here. The helicopters, the Humvees, the men… Like Dorothy and Toto, they’re not in Kansas anymore. Sorry, Mr. President, but the last documented case of a National Guardsman able to be in two places at one time…was you. ”
—Bill Maher